B.con

@princess_salem I respect your decision, but baggy pants/shirt combo is superior....imo 🫠

Decided I’m going to dress like a girl 2n instead of the baggy pants / shirt combo I’ve been wearing all day 👀

DM for resume

It’s me vs this printer

Friday at @Villaintheater tix available now #comedy #standup #miamicomedy

#Men all we're good for is sex and jokes. Didn't you get the memo?

NYC just built different lmao

E.T. Adventure will outlast Twitter.

did u eat? ya water

When you finally find the right person, but now the wrong person is you

I think my next set will be about life in the service industry #comedian

I can still remember the first time we made love...and the last time.

Wow, what a slow night.

Time for the night shift #workaholic

Fuck i love @joshsdeli #goodfood

I don't know how, but witcher 3 is working again #thankthegods

Do dating apps even work? Or am i just ugly?

Feel like making out and cuddling and sucking some boobs Unconditionally

therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment

@princess_salem Thats some bs

Omg last breakfast of the vacation & they don't serve alcohol here untill 11