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Tips from a science journalist who loves produce: 1. Blanching reduces risk (this is a cooking technique where you boil a vegetable in salted water + then immediately transfer to an ice bath to retain color + crunch.) 2. Eating fruit with thick peels reduces risk (grapefruits, bananas, oranges.) 3. Cooking vegetables then using in a salad: beets, carrots, broccoli, asparagus, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts 4. Vinegar / salting / freezing doesn’t get rid of these pathogens btw! Hope this helps

ngl this is a generational meme😂 my neighbors were caught up in some stuff the other day; I went outside for the show and offered water just like this lmao

This is a part of the process

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

I find it astounding that Christians believe Heaven is this beautiful place with breathtaking natural landscapes, where all your needs are met, there’s no war or hunger, and everyone lives in harmony, yet here on Earth, they call it socialism and say it’s evil.

do not suffer imagined troubles. only suffer when suffering is at your doorstep.

me when I use my money to survive and not to spoil myself with shopping

A unanimous jury found that a man sexually abused a woman, then defamed her for saying so. He appealed - and appealed, and appealed. The verdict survived every level. That man is the sitting president of the United States.

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

As an adult with no kids, it's my solemn duty to embrace the hobbies and adventures my peers no longer have time for, because they've sacrificed their freedom to keep the human race alive. I must travel, nap, pursue whimsical interests, and have fun in their honor.

So we're just not gonna eat in the United States.

i love a mf that wants to fix shit immediately, won’t even let me go to sleep mad

travelling together is pretty high on my list of love languages. different level of intimacy.

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

And mind you, none of them were crying over a man, they were crying because they wanted the freedom to live their lives the way they chose, and I think that’s what makes their stories even more beautiful.

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

love at first sight? don't think so. chemistry at first banter? fuck, yes.