Ant 🦖

Got a free trial of Grindr unlimited cos why not... It’s only gone and downloaded it to my mums iPad through family sharing Someone kill me now 😩😩😩

I miss Spain already 😔

spoiler alert but in wicked part 2 glinda’s grandmother arrives in a helicopter and sings fernando

@JackDMurphy I prefer holiday weight

“that’s just puppy fat” i say to my 34 year old reflection

@elliothollick Can you pick me up?

Want someone to do more adventurey stuff with? I wanna do caving again and maybe climbing and lots of hikes?🥺

@elliothollick Get a grip

Best news ever tbh 🥹

😢 #TheGrandTour

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your Wallace and Gromelette.

When the gym lighting hits 💫

@KUWKJM Damn it, I’ll be away then. I’ve never been to a zoo 🥹

@KUWKJM When is it?

@tommcurzon Thank you Farmer water sun cream is very light and doesn’t give the white residue like most. There’s also Beauty of Joseon from boots which is also spf 50 and like half the price

Skincare girlies, does anyone have a recommendation on a good light face cream to use daily with SPF in it?

@cxnrjb New slow horses starts on Wednesday

@joshyfim Almond butter?

people who like peanut butter are evil

@cxnrjb You remind me of a young Clare Balding

@brit_abroad_ This is offensive to Hyacinth

Don't tell me you don't see it.

@joshyfim you ungrateful witch. Get wet then

@antcorbett I bet you do

not looking great…

Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue. Long live this legend.