The Magpie Anthology

@MichaelRosenYes Some of these comments are exhausting! Thanks for the heads up. No snark required!

Ha! I’ve just been refused entry onto a plane from Stansted to Bologna because my passport issue date is March 2016. The expiry date is August 2026 but the rule is 10 years from issue date. Another Brexit benefit. Apparently. Go home now.

I know I said I wouldn’t endorse anyone as my successor, but…. 😉🤣

Nosing into November - mailchi.mp/4334c9fa77e5/e… What we're loving now that the clocks have gone back... magpieonline.co.uk

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

One senior Labour source salivating at the prospect of Johnson redux: "In some sense, him running is the dream. Droning on about how they need a sensible, serious person to fix the mess they've made then that honking pudding turns up with his travelling circus trailing behind"

The saddest, most beautiful piece I think we’ve ever published. @robdelaney⁩ on losing his son, Henry thetimes.co.uk/article/09dae3…

Hilarious 🤡

New Month. New Term - mailchi.mp/e9c336e9be97/e… Read all about what we've been reading, eating and doing for the last few weeks...

Flying Back into Your Inbox! - mailchi.mp/c2b817fae23c/e…

@NicolaAdamsOBE @ellabaig I was born there too in the Lindo Wing but nearly 56 years ago. Good pedigree!! Congratulations 🎉

Fabulous pimping!!

I'm not a zoologist but I'm pretty sure that's a bloke

Subscriptions >>> bit.ly/viz316tw

The epidemic of drinks spiking targeting young women - students and not - in nightclubs has a horrific new variant: injecting women in the back or leg with the same drugs. I asked my daughter - first year at a UK uni - if she had heard of it and she sent me this:

When you think you’ve married your fairytale prince and then he does this:

Just posted a video instagram.com/p/CSzP3dQAeEx/…

Looking to the Future - mailchi.mp/1d56302dcee4/e…