ASTROPHYSICS FOR EVERYONE

An introduction feels necessary. I'm Anthony J. Crowley's signed book that got given to Asa Fell, ASTROPHYSICS FOR EVERYONE. My dad calls me Astro for short. I don't have a gender. But please refer to me with he, it or they pronouns if anything.

@booksellerDEREK @astrophysicsfun @garage_box Burn the others, not me :)

@anthonysbook @astrophysicsfun @garage_box I can’t bear the existence of more of you.

@astrophysicsfun Please don't let Asa put me in the box with the other 200 copies of me.

@starstrcksprite It's okay, I'm 90% sure he doesn't know my pronouns either.

how do i tell this old bag that i’m not a lady

@garage_box @booksellerDEREK @astrophysicsfun very.

@booksellerDEREK @astrophysicsfun @anthonysbook Should we be concerned…?

@booksellerDEREK @astrophysicsfun @garage_box Derek... Grandpa... Come on, we've been nice to each other...

@astrophysicsfun @anthonysbook @garage_box Usually I am all against book burning. But, can I recommend book burning?

@light_ofthestar Why does that look like Asa. How are you doing this

@anthonysbook I’ll leave that for you to find out

Guys, don't listen to my dad.

@garage_box @astrophysicsfun No no nothing...

@anthonysbook @astrophysicsfun Why do you think we are annoying?

@astrophysicsfun @garage_box Okay okay... inhale. exhale They are. tolerable. I am. being friendly.

@anthonysbook @garage_box Astro. What did I tell you?

Do not follow @anthonysbook if you are one of the mfs hating on people who liked the ending, thanks :)

@garage_box @astrophysicsfun You used to be quiet and annoying. Now you're loud and annoying.

@anthonysbook @astrophysicsfun We don’t seem to quite understand why you don’t like our company…

@garage_box @astrophysicsfun GO AWAY. GO.

@anthonysbook @astrophysicsfun Hi, we are no longer quite

@astrophysicsfun Dad, what's going on...

A lot of friends say I'm good at reading people. And I think I've upsetted Asa somehow.

@no1bart3nder @mornstellou If you aren't as old as Derek it can also mean "One Of My Friends"

@mornstellou I have heard somewhere on here that it stands for "one of my followers"

What is an OOMF?

@booksellerDEREK Whatever, gramps.

@anthonysbook You forgot to mention, you’ve been pestering my bookshop with your unsold quality.

An introduction feels necessary. I'm Anthony J. Crowley's signed book that got given to Asa Fell, ASTROPHYSICS FOR EVERYONE. My dad calls me Astro for short. I don't have a gender. But please refer to me with he, it or they pronouns if anything.

@whoaramarss @astrophysicsfun @asa_fell Not at all! God, no one's read me in ages. Other than Asa.

@anthonysbook @astrophysicsfun @asa_fell Indeed they are and so are you! Would you mind me reading you sometimes?

Just here to say that I love u both @astrophysicsfun @asa_fell. Happy to see you joined Twitter!

@garage_box @mornstellou I don't like you guys.

@anthonysbook @mornstellou That is scary, is it supposed to be funny?

Six seven?

@garage_box @mornstellou SIX SEVENNN

@anthonysbook @mornstellou Can you explain us the joke please.

@light_ofthestar You're speaking complete balderdash! No way.

@anthonysbook Well…that might be the reason

@garage_box @mornstellou No, I'm just funnier.

@anthonysbook @mornstellou You are a shame for the rest of your siblings.

@mornstellou You have no sense of humor, uncle luci.

@anthonysbook That… Is a bit terrifying, nephew.