fuckintony

If your here from that video your a good person

Rip

Going out and not drinking so I can wake up first and begin discussing everyone’s actions

@ChaelSonnen What’s your favorite commentary moment in UFC history?

You seek wisdom. I possess boatloads of it. So go ahead - Ask Uncle Chael right here, right now. I’ll answer the ones I love on Friday’s You’re Welcome podcast. And…go!!

Accidentally threw a Red Bull off the stage at the club last night because I talk w my hands

@vivilinsv @geekykai The nazis.

@geekykai What does that even mean? 😢 Who are the Nazis in this context?

No better time than now to release a Nazi killing simulator

@FaZeScope @FaZeClan Thank you for letting me live vicariously through you🫡 You’re the goat.

Officially left @FaZeClan What a pleasure it was to be able to represent the team and its roots. I gave it everything I had, and I’m proud to say I achieved a lifelong goal and truly lived it. The friendships I’ve made with my idols within the team are what I’ll cherish the most. Thank u so much for having me. FaZe Up ❤️

Left @theairport

Where. Is. The. Ping. Pong.

If I bet on the second coming of Christ and it hit do you think Kalshi would pay out

do kids still make ant farms or did that die with the iphone 4

Donica Lewinsky

mpwygmfcyshrn

We’re in a certain kind of business

just heard a little european kid perk up and explain “Hermes!’ in this mall in a way that I only could have cared about Jeff Hardy or Pokémon Fire Red

the german voice actor for cleveland is a disgrace

when you beefing w a gang member so you become a DJ and start playing locally until you get a spot at the club and during your set start going “throw your set up!” assuring the mutual destruction of his homies and whoever else happened to be in the building that night

liberal dieters be like “are you counting your micros”

that’s because when he does it…. it’s off camera…

She let me hit cause cause I liked her paintings. Call her Vincent Van Hoe.

She let me hit because I read her depressing poetry. Call her Edgar Allen Hoe