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hey i got busy and forgot it was happening but new ces hotbake single dropped today have at it open.spotify.com/album/0ucvTq7R…
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Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket”
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Didi Cornichon des “Razmoket”
@anton_labae
Big Time Cesuality | i will tune and or repair your piano for you hmu
Sydney Katılım Ekim 2009
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@horselythighs my dad is honestly so funny tbh i wish you could meet him bc half of why he's so funny is his deadpan delivery of shit like this
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these always crack me up but also fascinate me bc for some reason in ~35 years of having cats i've never nicknamed one. idk what my problem is. i didn't call karlos karl until he was like 12. i didn't even rename him when i got him! patsy only got renamed bc nefertiti is too long
shayma@roundthefurr
a very dear genre of posts to me
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@horselythighs oh and his dog Bob gets referred to as "Toxic Robert" when he's talking shit about him lol
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@horselythighs yes my friend started calling patsy "pateroo" within like 20 minutes!! i think i get it from my dad, the only nn he's given one of his many pets was when Lucky the old cat kept making miraculous recoveries so he'd call him "Very Lucky" then "Real Fucken Lucky" as time went on
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@MoroseJerk @do_not_test_me :))) thanks guys! :3
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@johnvvariety @anton_labae i’m not even joking . if no one takes this floor length coyote fur coat and i’m gonna start wearing it and john will be so confused. mothballs still in the pockets girl im fr
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I'm gonna admit it. After a career of being with vain babes culminating in @niccagefan666 I have no idea what women's perfume is supposed to be. It seems like the chief genres are "hotel hospital wing", "flower that grows citrus candy", and "chocolate yacht" and they're all $500
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@niccagefan666 @johnvvariety omg what!!!! i absolutely wear (old) real fur and am a size....small??? like an american 4 i think?! man i wonder if i have some margaretesque things kicking around
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@johnvvariety @anton_labae ces i have some questions regarding your show / clothing size and preference for real fur . bc boy do i have 2 closets full of some real ass vintage mothball-scented vintage garments that need bequeathed . worn by bitches who smoked, mothballed, & wore elizabeth arden red door
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@johnvvariety @anton_labae ok so ces it sounds like what you are looking for is the scent of mothballs, with you can achieve by using mothballs in your closets
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@johnvvariety @niccagefan666 what about old wardrobe with drawer liners and mothballs in it? covid trashed my sense of smell but i can still enjoy the perfume genre "old wardrobe with drawer liners and mothballs in it"
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@anton_labae @niccagefan666 I think I've smoked too many cigarettes and joints. I just smell hospital raves and fruit flowers.
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how did i miss the most insanely obvious choice for an old school aldehydey white floral for me...of course! $60 at chemmie warehouse even!
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@brutalkind_ no you would feel awesome. my most recent coat purchase was a bulky trench in red and black moiré print and when i wear it i feel awesome and strangers compliment me on it. you only live once, wear the coat
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I really want to make the merchant and mills September coat, which isn't even that wintery! it would be ideal for winter in Brisbane. But I think I'd feel silly wearing it!
arlo ⋆˚꩜｡@arlosmiwi
why is wearing nice winter clothes in australia so embarrassing
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@quiet_homeboy jesus catty no! what the fuck! #FREECATTY
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Disregard, I have severe colitis and am bleeding from a hole you should not bleed from so my ass (👀) is getting admitted. Fuck my LIIIIFEEEEE #FreeCatty
mrs mind freak@quiet_homeboy
I probably only have gastro but bc mouse juice fucks my immune system it engineered some situations I will never, ever be taking about. Also Shannon is an angel from heaven the end
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did nivea crème go viral or something? seen a few people try to shit talk my girl
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that’s the kinda spite you love to see. these two guys hanging on to life out of sheer hatred of one another over a slight so old it happened before the lightbulb became widely commercially available
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while
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also justice for the photographer he didn't do anything wrong he just happened to have a chill kind "housemate training to become a reiki practitioner" vibe on a day when i wasn't having it
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this came up on phone memories, totally forgot it existed and i have also forgotten the photographer's name but i remember being annoyed by him so i didn't like the photo much. in hindsight: if you are taking my picture please piss me off
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