Anton Armando

No more DEI hires Shadeur. #LANK #Bust

Waitress didn’t give me a water. Is she trying to kill me? She’s not even hot?

If Nick Saban tells me “This isn’t a spa” again I’m blowing my brains out

Blizzard for lilly’s, script writers one upped themselves with this one. Let’s have a day gentlemen

Carson Wentz time!

Buddy talking about rehab making it sound great… time to go? #planecrash #LANK

Patrick Mahomes is hitler

I am once again asking for bag in the stall

Horns down. Fuck Ewers

Going back to my hometown dive bar like Wizards Jordan returning to Chicsgo

Where the fuck is a car in this commercial

#wompsgiving. Should be a Federal Holiday, but the libs would never. #hititfromtheback #twotone

@BbBumpkinz Eugene, Best of luck in the great state of Kentucky! Wishing the same to you. Sincerely, Anton

Headed to western kentucky to watch some smash mouth football. Let’s hope I get laid. I hope everyone get laid tonight actually. Love, Beans

Refs whoring out for Oregon?? Oregon?? Who tf lives in Oregon?

If I was a ref I’d bet every fucking game

@Joeschm85573613 Joe, It’s like clockwork. Currently in bed shaking. The body doesn’t keep up with the heart anymore, officially washed. Keep your head high. Anton

Holy fuck guys, I haven’t been this hungover since like a few days ago

Ripping a shit in the gender and women’s studies building. Naked and afraid

@SWockhardt @ColoradoOnceler Holy banger

@ColoradoOnceler Only thing pledges should be protesting: 1) legalizing indoor smoking 2) bag. 3) midget strippers with a federal pension 4) legalizing smoking indoors

Hate these pledges man tf u mean u gotta protest at 4

@ClbTaj Taj That’s the trade off in this city. People don’t know what folks like us have to go through. Bases loaded, time to go yard. All the best, Anton

Drank a little too much and snorted a little bit more than I should have but I found a formal date so successful night. Woke up feeling unbelievably bad. Gotham x Michelangelo’s with the fellas cures all ailments. Enjoy your Friday fellas. Taj

@BengalYouTube BenJarvus Green-Ellis

Name a random RB you remember for no reason I'll start Ben Tate Maybe I'll be less strict with my thumbs up and thumbs down in the replies for the backs lol