anuddafatguy - will dm dad jokes on request

I wonder how applicable these are to me? Click to see the full cartoon

@willortner Just letting you know I bought tickets to the Rams-49ers game in Melbourne Australia (I live in Melbourne). Who should I support? Do I boo everything? #Seahawks

@VinnysCorner1 F John Cahill

Who is the GREATEST coach of all time? A) Bill Belichick B) Phil Jackson C) Nick Saban D) Joe Torre E) John Wooden F) Some other legend

@MidwestMadDog Boyd Dowler

Without saying Tom Brady, can you name a NFL player that has at least two Super Bowl rings?

@otokyo__ All Mine to Give - Wikipedia It is one of those mid-day throw away movies you find when there is nothing else on network television. The first and only movie to have tears flowing freely down my cheeks.

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@NFL_DovKleiman Where is Don Bradman?

The GOAT of every sport:

@DD4meeeDianne But you are not nude ... you are wearing glasses 😍🤣

@NFLNumbersGuy Franco Harris

They clear the way for the RBs, blitz pick up, catch passes and play special teams. Name a Fullback. Any Fullback Past or Present, Legend or Backup. Let’s give some love to the lost position. I’ll start- Daryl “Moose” Johnston

@Matt_Pinner Cook

Name a famous captain

@NFL_DovKleiman Boyd Dowler

Age yourself by naming an NFL wide receiver you grew up watching. I'll start, Andre Johnson.

@HawkEmDownChris Bo Jackson

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@helycial ready

Hurrrryyyyyyy😫

@VinnysCorner1 Les Josephson

Name a forgotten Ram…..

@_Brittany_zaji_ I am awake

please 😨

@AlTheBoss03 Maury Wills

Name a random leadoff hitter. Could be a legend… could be a guy only real fans remember. Let’s see how deep your baseball memory goes.

@KingTunde_SZN C - pedals

Now Pay attention to details. Which BICYCLE 🚲 is different Winner wins $750 in 48hrs

@Alinavisooo I support A C and D. As a person that travels a lot, same day voting would make things difficult for me. Voter Photo ID proves it is you and Proof of Citizenship proves you are eligible to vote. The holiday ... what about people that are in essential services?

President Trump lovers asked me to do an online survey here. Do you support: A. Watermarked Paper Ballot B. Same Day Voting C. Voter Photo ID D. Proof of Citizenship E. Election Day Holiday F. All the above. Everyone better answer this one correctly👆!!

@CherryThighsx Interacting at the half way point of the 2 hours

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@ChloeMaeLemons hello

Even if you have 0 followers? Say "Hello" 👋 we follow you immediately 📷📷

@PTSportsFix Jim Fox

Who was the Center for your favorite NBA team when you were 10?

@ato_gov_au how do I get my deceased wife's TFN? The website does not tell me, Alex is not helping, and your phones are not answered