anuisance

born to clear HR rounds forced to clear Tech rounds

@_vibesmerchant ?

jinxing romantic prospects by discussing about them in the wrong forums

california burrito should start weekly rice bowl subscription and save the zomato/swiggy commission they could earn instead from me.

@redflaganalyst ?? what are you cooking

48 hours in delhi and i’ve - survived a moshpit feining for more - discover a summerhouse - recover from a 2-0 trail in fc - lot of beer - live in a hostel for the first time - felt like i got profiled for a marriage proposal - 3 hrs of sleep

homie got blr metro tattoo because she’s “work in progress”

@redflaganalyst literally the reason you’re not in blr don’t preach

bestie on s1e1 3 hours before the movie

@redflaganalyst me

Not my entire bloodline watching their sher baccha get anxious over a Slack notification

post vacation crash is making me say things

This guy said he can ride a bike on slippery roads because he doesn’t understand friction

@redflaganalyst ?? ye kaise karte hai

@redflaganalyst an oomf or every third oomf😝😝

when he said his grandad got out of the ICU, i asked “did he say bye, C U?” now we haven’t spoken since.

@redflaganalyst where’s the lie

@Shivender_Abrol the only way out of decision paralysis is coin toss

Making life decisions on instincts will probably catch up to me someday just not sure when or how.

cute

@cynicalpunkbaby ill come no cap

@anuisance25 stay in our 4th bedroom

blr house hunting day n-> need to up my linkedin game ig

never kill yourself because u always have a nykaa parcel coming tomorrow

downloaded work slack on mobile 10/10 would not recommend ignorance is bliss