bimbo thee clown 🕵🏻‍♀️

Cars dont wear bras like they did in the 90s

Maybe it’s a vicious cycle. Maybe they’re ugly because they’re mean and then they’re mean because they’re ugly.

Everything drawn by dr suess is demonic

You’re not pretty. You’re just not ugly yet.

Forcing me to listen to mandatory training videos without the option for 2x playback speed is discriminating against my adhd and sleepy girl ways

Few things more humbling than drool escaping your mouth as you try to bite a sandwich

Weird when people i met once tell me they miss me lol you what???

Watching the movie big and the ending is twisted: this woman banged this kid and just drops him off at home? I’d be like take a cab, we can’t be seen together never speak to me again I’m going to jail

Everyone talkin about “walton goggins in drag” ummmm that’s ms venus vandam and you better put some respect on that southern belles name

Finding out I’m older than some people is humbling. I thought i was baby but i could be mother

Stop fucking ghosting me and respond so i can ghost YOU like its supposed to be

You know the rez tea is hot when your mom calls to give you the scoop midday

It smells like white people in my office this morning

The grinch’s first name is ETHAN???

Overheard on the rez: “Idk how you get a divorce from a traditional wedding … throw away your feather?”

The cat toy section is so small and filled with dumb toys yet the dog toy section is half the store

No word gives me the ick more than stinky

Taking that first sip of my peach quencher

Fall out boy popped off saying i don’t blame you for being you but you can’t blame me for hating it lol

How do i find out when the girl guides will be at sobeys