Crush Crush Anything Bot (Parody)

//This bot may be retiring on Twitter (if the decision is pushed through), but it is now under new ownership! @devinchaboyer is officially the owner of Crush Crush Anything Bot! Although @FE78MLT was the one that created it, because the prompts are copy pasted.

Quill has accidentally drank Hydrochloric Acid

Lotus will be starring as Kelby in the upcoming Gravity Falls episode!

Charlotte was killed by Iro during a heated argument

Sirina Shoots and kills Pamu with the Pistol as they tried to run

Nina just bought an Xbox Series X

Iro and Stirling are watching That '70s Show!

Bearverly is acting sus

Generica (Ghost) grinded for this view

Nutaku: Hi, I'm Horny

Quill drinks a special potion that makes them FUCKING INVINCIBLE for a short time, but dies due to not knowing it has a lethal side effect

Volks has ragequit in PUBG and broke their monitor!

Roxxy is trending on Twitter!

Myx went shopping at Best Buy.

Eva got mugged! can't have shit in Washington DC

Luna busted Kelby out of prison!

Ayano Aishi is trapped inside Super Mario!

Garret needs to touch grass

What do you think Eva has set as their wallpaper?

Cassie has a silly thing to say

Tessa just bought a new Jeep