Joystick Jedi
636 posts
Joystick Jedi
@anythingmatrix
Short replies. Sharp takes. No noise.
Katılım Mayıs 2010
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@anythingmatrix To ye wo nhi hai kya.. 😅
Me gya tha abhi dekhne tbb tkk upper ckt lg chuka tha.. 🤣
Indonesia
Indian stock market is undefeated 😭
People wanted to buy the company behind Melody chocolate...
...ended up pumping a completely different company with a similar name instead 📈😂
Market lesson of the day:
Always verify the company before buying the stock.
#Melodi #Melody #ParleIndustries
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Joystick Jedi@anythingmatrix
Indian stock market is undefeated 😭 People wanted to buy the company behind Melody chocolate... ...ended up pumping a completely different company with a similar name instead 📈😂 Market lesson of the day: Always verify the company before buying the stock. #Melodi #Melody #ParleIndustries
QME
PM Narendra Modi gifted Melody toffees for Italy PM Giorgia Meloni.
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Joystick Jedi@anythingmatrix
Indian stock market is undefeated 😭 People wanted to buy the company behind Melody chocolate... ...ended up pumping a completely different company with a similar name instead 📈😂 Market lesson of the day: Always verify the company before buying the stock. #Melodi #Melody #ParleIndustries
QME
Joystick Jedi@anythingmatrix
Indian stock market is undefeated 😭 People wanted to buy the company behind Melody chocolate... ...ended up pumping a completely different company with a similar name instead 📈😂 Market lesson of the day: Always verify the company before buying the stock. #Melodi #Melody #ParleIndustries
QME
@GadSaad @GretaThunberg Her PR team probably fainted mid-speech😂
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A truly demonic goblin. Am I allowed to say it or is @GretaThunberg still an innocent child?
Vivid.🇮🇱@VividProwess
Greta Thunberg: "Fuck Germany and fuck Israel." Greta's gone full-blown terrorist cheerleader, hasn't she?
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@CuriosityonX Scientists: ancient lava tube
Internet: Moon DLC unlocked😂
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🚨WOAH! RESEARCHERS SAY DOZENS OF CRASHED UFOS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED — WITH FOUR DIFFERENT ALIEN SPECIES ON BOARD 🛸👽
TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD! 7 FEET TALL! 👾
SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE” 😳💀
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AI Cinematic Country Map Prompt • Created using ChatGPT ✨
A cinematic GTA-style loading screen poster of [COUNTRY NAME], designed like an official Rockstar Games loading artwork. Hyper-detailed, ultra-realistic, dramatic lighting, iconic landmarks, local culture, vehicles, streets, nightlife, atmosphere, cinematic composition, bold colors, gritty urban realism, stylized characters, luxury cars, neon signs, action-movie vibes, tropical haze, realistic shadows, high contrast, premium game cover aesthetic, loading screen composition, 4K ultra-detailed, highly immersive, authentic environment inspired by [COUNTRY NAME], Rockstar-inspired visual style, cinematic depth of field, dynamic perspective, moody atmosphere, masterpiece quality.
Include classic GTA-inspired typography placement and a subtle “Loading...” bar at the bottom. Vertical 4:5 aspect ratio.
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🚨 UFO researchers are now claiming:
👽 4 alien species
🛸 dozens of crashed UFO recoveries
🦎 reptile-like beings over 7 feet tall
Apparently witnesses are “too scared” to speak publicly 😭
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@ChrisFalconer16 Community Notes really said ‘let’s keep this simple🤣🤣🤣
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@ReddCinema If they recognize the private jet tail number
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@TheDamiForeign Saying religion gives people purpose and hope on Twitter be like: 🔪🔪🔪
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What opinion about Religion will put you in this situation?🤔
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@Atomsmade A child showing love > grown adults farming outrage online 💀
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Teach your kids how to love real humans not sculpture!
Uche is a girl@UcheMaryOkoli
Tech your kids how to love Jesus.
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@MahuaMoitra Mahua Moitra probably hates that little gray note box more than BJP IT Cell now 😭
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Norwegian media says what GodiMedia can’t. It isn’t enough to just visit Phoren lands Modiji - one must learn the ways of free societies.
Helle Lyng@HelleLyngSvends
Primeminister of India, Narendra Modi, would not take my question, I was not expecting him to. Norway has the number one spot on the World Press Freedom Index, India is at 157th, competing with Palestine, Emirates & Cuba. It is our job to question the powers we cooperate with.
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@TARUNspeakss “Community Notes really became the unpaid editor for half these political influencers 😭”
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This is embarrassing as an Indian that PM of the biggest democracy in the world can’t take unscripted questions in foreign countries.
Shameful.
Helle Lyng@HelleLyngSvends
Primeminister of India, Narendra Modi, would not take my question, I was not expecting him to. Norway has the number one spot on the World Press Freedom Index, India is at 157th, competing with Palestine, Emirates & Cuba. It is our job to question the powers we cooperate with.
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@dhruv_rathee “Dhruv Rathee vs Community Notes is becoming my favorite political rivalry 💀”
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International Bezzati for Modi
Helle Lyng@HelleLyngSvends
Primeminister of India, Narendra Modi, would not take my question, I was not expecting him to. Norway has the number one spot on the World Press Freedom Index, India is at 157th, competing with Palestine, Emirates & Cuba. It is our job to question the powers we cooperate with.
Italiano
@baglord69 125x leverage is basically telling the market ‘do your worst’ 😭
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FUCK man, this is actually breaking me.
I went all in because I truly believed my read was right.
Now I’m watching years of grinding, stress, sleepless nights and everything I built get wiped out in real time.
If $BTC loses 75k, I’m probably finished.
Yesterday I felt untouchable. Today I can barely look away from the chart.
I keep refreshing like something is going to save me, but the truth is I let one trade get big enough to decide my life.
Knowing I did this to myself because I got greedy and started thinking I couldn’t lose... that’s what hurts most.
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