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🚨 NEW: The price of a British Passport is set to rise by around 8% from the 8th April Adults - £102 Children - £66.50 One-day premium service - £239.50 Overseas adults - £116.50 Overseas children - £75.50

The way I’m about to curb stomp the Elite Four

No wonder Beyoncé was tired at the start… This was the promo schedule for the B’Day album 😭

"Maturing is realizing female villains have been telling women the truth the whole time"

Encyclopedia Britannica and Merriam Webster have just sued Sam Altmans OpenAI. These legendary publishers accuse OpenAI of stealing nearly 100000 copyrighted articles and dictionary entries to train ChatGPT. The AI now copies their content freely while crushing their website traffic and revenue that built centuries of real knowledge. This is not innovation or progress. This is blatant industrial scale theft from the guardians of human knowledge. Sam Altman preaches ethics and safety while building his empire on plagiarism and lies. The lawsuits are only getting started.

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

Amuraa!!! I’ve bought a house! What Amuro record should I play to christen the house??

I smell another lockdown coming.

not jinki saying music shows are scary going outside of the waiting room is scary PEOPLE MIGHT TALK TO HIM AND THEY’RE SO YOUNG lmaooooo

London is too funny a bit of sun comes out everyone comes out lool

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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