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my poor malnourished stomach: please... dada... feed me... me: ok just this once as a treat stomach: diarrhea diarrhea

my asshole is ablaze

how could you ignore a text like this

@cassie_vs_cals LMFAO

@aorticapathy My friend had an exam on that. He's studying zoology. So he had Make Hamsters Fuck due in 2 hours or something

to be honest fuck hamsters

how many poons would a poontang poon if a poontang could tang poon

@purgingdaily Jesus that sucks im sorry

@aorticapathy It 100% is the first girl I dated used to wrap her hand around my wrists and tell me how important it was to be able to touch pinky’s so the pressure is def real

why do people act like being skinny isnt a pressure for dudes..? i get that theres also pressure to be muscular but plenty of people find skinny guys attractive it isn't societally strange to think the way it would be to find fat guys attractive

@kyleWfaps they're calling it the circle k slitter method

@aorticapathy might try that actually

how yall feel about showing scars in public since it's getting hotter

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

@Yaoiofedtwt u say dumbass shit like this but when i respond with an equal level of dumbassery i get called a twelve year old i literally cant win youre right im gonna go kick my boyfriends ass and get him pregnant and make him pay for the boybortion

@aorticapathy I was making a joke about making it toxic, you assumed I’d be bothered by you invalidating my mothers hole, I assumed ur probably in a healthy relationship and that you should instead take ur anger out on him instead of strangers. Ur welcome for explaining

arguing with people on Twitter is worse than a judas cradle

@Yaoiofedtwt what the hell are you talking about 😭 i was posting about being annoyed my boyfriend slept in 😭😭😭😭is that a Toxic relationship to you

@aorticapathy Arguing with ur partner is a toxic relationship joke/take ur anger out on ur partner instead of trying to initiate in arguments with strangers joke

hey guys rate my outfit (censored for privacy)

@mattysnowpuff also my toilet is really fucked up for some reason so its like mostly full of water at all times and will not flush vomit so when i did that i just ended up covered in toilet water flushing seventeen times

I've never purged inside a toilet bowl before... always in a plastic bag or a food container. once in worn underwear because nothing else was available

@mattysnowpuff always popcorn bowl or ziploc bag

i might be evil..

@ih8mylyfkmn because that was the dumbest response i have ever read in my life why would i even entertain it 🫩 im Invalidating you by saying youre being inflammatory online for no good reason

@aorticapathy “Arguing” when it’s so one sided ur the only person getting mad and using middle school insults bruh “Go outside” “I’ll invalidate your mother” Just say ur 12 😭

@Yaoiofedtwt is this a gay joke

@aorticapathy Go argue with ur bf then

@Yaoiofedtwt im gonna invalidate every single one of your mothers holes

@aorticapathy Undermining someone’s emotional experience and invalidating their natural response by telling them to “go outside” is considerably rage baiting or at least insulting at the very least

is it ragebait to tell you to calm down because someone on tiktok worded a nice comment in a way you dont like 🧐 that also wasnt even directed toward you