Andreas Ortmann

Why state the obvious? You think we would not notice?

New reporting reveals that Trump's longtime friend and special White House envoy asked ICE to detain the mother of his child amid a custody battle. The mother of his child was deported last fall.

Fascinating watching Joe become more and more terrified of this new world he is largely responsible for creating

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING — Mamdani's Wife: "Trump's a Jewish Controlled Pedophile"

Incredible how everyone on earth now knows that Trump works for Putin except the American voter.

The FBI knows that at least 1,200 girls were sexually assaulted by Jeffrey Epstein and his pedo bros, one of which is currently in the Oval Office. 😡👇

BREAKING: 🚨 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 SANCTIONS LIFTED ON IRAN US Treasury has LIFTED oil sanctions on Iranian oil at sea. They even permit the sale of Iranian crude & refined products to the United States! Those screaming about “Total surrender!” 3 weeks ago are facing total humiliation today.

You are living in the Truman Show

And the Oscar goes to Lewis MacLeod. Absolutely brilliant. 👏👏👏

Pathetic. Wtf was she thinking ... How humiliating ...

⛔️Sara Netanyahu, heavily drugged, appeared in a Zoom court hearing few days ago at Jerusalem Magistrate's Court. -⛔️She appears to be traumatized by her husband's death.‼️

Historical picture. @LauraLoomer meeting Netanyahu and his wife Sarah. Photo from 2022.

Iran seems to be following a strategy of unveiling more and more impressive military capabilities as the war goes on. They just fired long-range ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia, one of the most strategically significant U.S. military bases in the world (hosting B-52 bombers, nuclear subs, etc.), nearly 5,000km away from them in the middle of the Indian ocean 👇. Diego Garcia has never been hit before in any war in its 5 decades of existence, and no-one knew Iran had these types of capabilities (Iran themselves said their ballistic missile range was limited to 2,000 kilometers). Two days ago, they also took down an "unkillable" F-35 fifth-generation fighter jet, something which has never happened before (militarywatchmagazine.com/article/footag…). They've also managed to take control of the world's most strategic oil chokepoint, and have proven they can hit any strategic target in the wider Middle-East, even the most protected ones (such as Israel's Haifa oil refinery: aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/19…). All in all, it sounds almost unbelievable but Iran appears to have a genuine form of escalation dominance over the United States military, with its trillion dollar budget. In a very real way, it's even more impressive than Vietnam or Afghanistan: those countries resisted a superpower, Iran appears to be competing with one. It also makes you think: what comes next? And that's exactly what escalation dominance is all about: keep raising the stakes until the other side blinks. It's about making Trump think "wait, I thought I was picking a fight with the skinny kid and turns out he's Bruce Lee."

Self-awareness much?!

Heart warming story (if true) ...

🚨Trump secretly contacts Iranian Foreign Minister Dr. Abbas Araqchi and proposes negotiations to resolve this crisis!❗️ According to the report, Trump initiated the call, and Araqchi responded directly: 🟥 No negotiations with you. You are untrustworthy!❗️ 🟥 No ceasefire!❗️ 🟥 Times have changed, and these offers no longer convince anyone!❗️ 🟥 That's it!❗️

99% of people will never master claude prompt engineering. Not because it's hard. Because nobody showed them these 5 prompts. Use them 10 times and you'll prompt better than people who've been at it for years👇 (Save this. The 99% won't.)

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Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

“I will never set foot in the US again”

Miss Piggy Sara Netanyahu, zonked on heavy drugs, Zoomed into Jerusalem Magistrate’s fraud hearing days ago. She looks like a traumatized zombie from her husband’s death.