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@kylegriffin1 So if you’re keeping score Trump will get away with everything because he won and Gaetz will get away with everything because he quit. Makes total sense.

@SecDuffy @USDOT Do you still taste Puck when you kiss your wife?

Pete Buttigieg moved like a sloth. I’m moving at the speed of Trump! After four years of a do-nothing DOT Secretary, America is back 🇺🇸 Look what @USDOT has done in just ONE year!👇🏼

@BrianKarem The ads write themselves.

That's the idea anyway.

@Taurus510W @SpencerAlthouse So you clearly don’t understand what a joke swap is.

@SpencerAlthouse Che is not funny and never has been funny!! Tired ass lame jokes about an innocent man is ridiculous.

wow I'm genuinely shocked SNL was allowed to say this during their annual "joke swap" bit on Weekend Update Michael Che reading what Colin Jost wrote for him: "The movie 'Michael' won the box office again this weekend, and since a few members of the Jackson family are actually in the audience tonight I wanted to take a minute to tell everybody what I really think. Michael Jackson did nothing wrong! He was right to molest all those kids! And they were lucky. I would have paid him to do it. And I did! That's right. When I was 10 years old Michael Jackson molested ME, and the only thing it gave me was a fetish for middle-aged white women."

*THE* defining issue of Biden's term in office was grocery prices. The media never shut the fuck up about (take your pick) milk, eggs, bacon, etc and yet Trump is INTENTIONALLY CAUSING PRICES TO SKYROCKET and he's getting a fraction of the heat Biden received. Fucking infuriating

@BadrobotLinda @TheTNHoller @buckobilly1 @kaitlancollins @Jim_Jordan Zilch. And his district is a complete mess but his constituents survive on a steady diet of Fox News and “the YouTube”. They do not read. They have no desire to fact check anything. They have zero curiosity. They are told,nod,believe. It’s quite disturbing.

@TheTNHoller @buckobilly1 @kaitlancollins @Jim_Jordan Ohio, why do you keep returning this incompetent go to Congress. He’s inept. What has he ever done for Ohio?

COLLINS: “What about Trump’s promise to lower gas prices?” JORDAN: “That’s life.” @kaitlancollins: “If someone’s paying more for⛽️, saying ‘that’s life’ might not make them feel better.” @Jim_Jordan: “Those are your words, not mine.” COLLINS: “No you said that. Just now.”😬

@Acyn Who gives a shit??

A segment on Fox explaining to their viewers that Trump wasn’t dominated during a handshake with Xi Arroyo: People were saying XI dominated Trump because of the handshake but look at what Trump does. He gives XI's hand a little swat to diminish whatever that dominant move was at the top

@MeghanMcCain Landens?

Why do Stephen Colbert and the other late night hosts talk about their job like their members of Seal Team 6 raiding Bin Landens home? It’s shitty, woke late night comedy.

@MeghanMcCain Anyone chanting your name nightly you nepo vile hag?

@SecDuffy No one is buying it, asshole.

🚨WOW: PETE BUTTIGIEG SAT ON MOUNTAINS OF CASH WHILE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS WORKED IN DECAYING TOWERS But now, thanks to President Trump, I’m giving American skies an EXTREME MAKEOVER: ✈️ 8 BRAND NEW TOWERS ✅ 41 MORE TO GET UPGRADES 📍27 STATES 💰 NEARLY A BILLION DOLLARS America is Building Again! @FAANews @USDOT

@atrupar He provides Democrats commercials every day.

Trump on Venezuela: "The good thing is we've made a fortune with their oil"

@EricTrump @SenWarren Say that under oath, asshole.

.@SenWarren All of our assets are invested in a blind trust by the largest financial institutions in broad market indexes. To suggest that individual stocks are being bought or sold, at the discretion of any member of the Trump family, would be a lie and blatantly false. Using a silly example, if you buy the “Schwab 1000,” you will get some exposure to Nvidia - as well as a 1,000 other U.S. companies large- and mid-cap stocks. It’s completely disingenuous to represent anything to the contrary. Please be better than this…

@EricTrump Nursemaid?

One of the hardest working people I know!

@boothunofficial @atrupar Why bother? He’s stuck on a plane with him. Just let him rant like a lunatic. But I try too would love to see someone just go off, drop his mic, throw his or her press pass,and walk away.

@atrupar Look at that laughing jerkoff just taking it. Why not push back?

Trump to NYT's David Sanger: "I had a total military victory. But the fake news, guys like you, write incorrectly. You're a fake guy. We had a total military victory. I actually think it's sort of treasonous what you write. You should be ashamed of yourself. I actually think it's treason."

@atrupar “I” had a total military victory.

@atrupar Because of tariffs the economy was already declining way before the war.

COLLINS: What about Trump's promise in 2024 that if he was reelected, gas would be under $2 a gallon? JIM JORDAN: Well, gas prices were coming down until we had to deal with this situation. But that's life.

@DStateRespTeam @HQNewsNow Over The Arizona where 900 of our soldiers are you simple fuck. It’s a Memorial.

@HQNewsNow OMG not a snorkel excursion!

Leaked FBI emails have just revealed Kash Patel's staff set up a "VIP snorkel" excursion during what was intended to be an official trip to Pearl Harbor.

@atensnut Oh FFS. This is of course a complete lie.

Soooo good!!!

@KeyserSoese @Seventeen1958 @bennyjohnson Speaking of conned, SO relieved those all American made Trump phones are finally shipping!! After 18 months. And after being totally made in China. And after MAGA once again fell for it. And sent their money in. To get nothing they were promised. Again.

@aosprague @Seventeen1958 @bennyjohnson That was really just a lot of nothing UC Bearcat— 😂 Demand those student loans back, you’ve been conned—

Trump is winning BIG today… China trip is going better than anyone could have imagined. China helping bring Iran War to an end. Buying American oil. Massive trade deals. Stocks roaring. Chinese Army Band even played YMCA Expect TDS doomers to have a psychotic breakdown

@KeyserSoese @Seventeen1958 @bennyjohnson Paid my own way. No loans. And yes when Trump speaks it is a lot of nothing. That’s the problem.

@KeyserSoese @Seventeen1958 @bennyjohnson Also, curiously, China has a very strict censoring of social media but somehow tons of posts clowning Trump seem to have gone viral. How weird! Trump is a joke to them. Our country is a joke to them. Meanwhile Trump is talking about how many Chinese restaurants we have! Jesus…

@Seventeen1958 @aosprague @bennyjohnson If that’s the case, there is nothing that I could say that you would grasp— I’ll pass on any further questions—