alberto

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alberto

@apartidus

harper stern apologist

Katılım Temmuz 2018

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･ﾟ *✧:*Kitanna*:✧*･ﾟ@h0neyginsengg·2d

The horrors persist but I am Mexican

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Jesus@JesusChuy333·3d

How it feels to be Mexican at a University

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Mo@fruitpibble·4d

all my oomfs are either mexican or gay

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Guwap@GuwapKilled·4d

I’m jerking off to concepts and theories

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alberto@apartidus·4d

@AlexxW_99 Congrats!!!!

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alberto@apartidus·10 May

it’s already may

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izzy@spidermannwh·5 May

how it feels to be an amc a lister

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Meg@megannn_lynne·4 May

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

anita@sapphicmacbeth

he’s defrosting

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Media Updates@mediaforupdates·5 May

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serena shahidi@glamdemon2004·21 Nis

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

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andrés.@andresmiguer·19 Nis

“no sé y no me interesa saberlo”

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alberto@apartidus·19 Nis

Sometimes you just need to look at your student loans have a small panic attack and close the browser

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ً@cryst6ls·18 Nis

sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone

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𝐝𝐞𝐛 ⟢@vndrlinde·16 Nis

“Stop distracting me with those big brown deer eyes, boy” - Thragg, probably

Honeii 𝜗𝜚@Honeikki

Eyes so beautiful the Grand Regent decided to remove them

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bug! (Elisa)@elisun_·14 Nis

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

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cartonero@flanchota·11 Nis

señora no puede ser cazadora y presa a la vez

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t.o.@THE0BRAT·12 Nis

a facecard can save a bodycard but a bodycard can never save a facecard

mathy 🦖@mathioverse

Vous préférez facecard ou bodycard?

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ETHOS@DevEthos·13 Nis

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

Faytuks Network@FaytuksNetwork

President Trump posts an AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus on Truth Social

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momo 🇲🇽@F3RRARISTA·11 Nis

are there australian mexicans ? if so do you think they say naur mames wey

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