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Is there a nice way to tell someone they smell like cat 💩? Asking for a friend.

@conquertheno I don’t like any of them

Which shift is it?

@Amelia558rs Hug my Granny🫶

You wake up tomorrow and it's 1983. What are you doing first?

This economy is so fuvked, you will be sitting here thinking you’re bad with money and all you did was buy food.

Fact of the Day...

@lady_valor_07 $425

How much do you think I spent? This is a Kroger store! Closest one gets a 🏆

El chocolate viene del cacao que sale de un árbol, eso lo hace una planta. Por tanto, el chocolate cuenta como ensalada. Fin.

I don't care what anyone says, life was just better back then

How Much Longer are "We the People" Going to let 535 People Tell 330 MILLION People What To Do??? They Work FOR US!! We Pay Them.

New GOP logo just dropped.

So let me get this straight: We can’t find the budget to pay our actual TSA agents, but we’ve got plenty of cash to bus in ICE agents with zero experience to do their jobs? Efficiency at its finest. What a slap in the face to the people who actually know what they’re doing.

“Listen Linda !”

This is absolutely how everyone should feel music and dance😂

@80sThen80sNow They gave me blisters & if a rock got in there, it stopped me in my tracks, but I loved every minute.

These Shoes Were…. You Know What, I’m Not Even Going to Say Anything. Feel Free to Comment Your Own Personal War Stories. #shoes #shoe #fashion #childhood #preteen #teen

@OunkaOnX He’s just lying out of his ass & kissing the ring.

Welker: "Americans were promised lower costs. Now they're getting the opposite." Bessent: "There's no prosperity without security." The "security" is for Israel. The "prosperity" is for defense contractors. And the bills are for Americans

Nah, my grandma kept Winstons in there🚬

The pool is ready for the year.

When I try to guess how much spaghetti I need.