Mr. Feast

@NUFC360 Exactly. The guy is thick as mince.

A false narrative! Pep Guardiola, Mikel Arteta & Arne Slot’s net spend was from a position of strength. Eddie Howe’s net spend covers the transition after the takeover from a team built to Survive into one that needed to compete, whilst not having saleable assets. #NUFC

BREAKING: 🚨 🇺🇸 🤡 Hegseth declares victory, again “Never in history has a country been defeated as Iran has… we wiped it off the face of the earth.” Then who is still being pummelling Israel? Who is blocking the strait of Hormuz? What a fkn clown.

'President Trump does not bluff and he is prepared to unleash hell. Iran should not miscalculate again' Karoline Leavitt adds: 'Their last miscalculation cost them their senior leadership, their navy, their air force and their air defence system' trib.al/Rx0iR33

@IpswichTown Buy now and get a free meet and greet. Limited tickets available.

Tickets for Town's trip to Charlton Athletic will go on sale at 10am today. 🎟️ Further details can be found by clicking below. ⬇️

@IpswichTown Do you get a free Cameo video message from Nige with every purchase?

@FootyHumour Is that the team line up for the next match?

How are you handing Garnacho a note in the 85th minute at 2–8 😭 what a guy

@WhiteHouse @VP Even they are laughing at this one.

President Donald J. Trump just signed an Executive Order creating the Task Force to ELIMINATE Fraud. Chaired by @VP Vance, this task force will crack down on fraud, close loopholes, and make sure benefits go ONLY to eligible Americans. Promises Made. Promises Kept. 🇺🇸

@SpencerHakimian What. Again? Fucking idiots.

🚨BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE DEMANDS IRAN’S UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

@BethRigby @SkyNews Pathetic. You should be embarrassed.

NEW: Reform are subsidising prices at a petrol station in Buxton to promote their proposal to cut fuel duty in the wake of the Iran War - more on @skynews later

@atrupar Go fuck yourself you orange cunt.

Trump: "I'm not happy with the UK ... this is not Winston Churchill that we're dealing with"

@HarryBrent @TouchlineX Exactly

I’ve said this before but I don’t see how this fixes anything, other than making things *much* harder (unnecessarily harder) for defenders. All this does is *move* the point of contention, not erase it. We’ll still get toenail and armpit offside, they’ll just be called heel offsides now.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Arsene's Wenger new offside rule has been APPROVED and will be used in the Canadian Premier League! A player will ONLY be offside if he has FULLY passed the last defender, so it won't be decided based on a body part anymore. If succesful, the offside rule could change across the entire world from the 2027/28 season on.

@sharpinvestr @RFC5572_ Same

@RFC5572_ I didn’t even know he had a son until now

Tommy Robinson son may have just collapsed his dads whole gimmick🤣

@EeHRN @DeborahMeaden Sean Bean

@DeborahMeaden Who is SB?

Blimey…👀

@CraigHope_DM Strange take

Wissa & Woltemade (and Osula) on the bench, at Anfield, is a timely reminder of the difficulty Newcastle have had in replacing Alexander Isak...

@JibbaJabb @christopherhope @GBNEWS There’s always a tweet! 🤣

@christopherhope @GBNEWS Davos you say.. x.com/i/status/12265…

NEW Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says live on @GBNEWS Donald Trump's tariffs are "wrong, bad and very very hurtful" adding he is worried and concerned. He adds: "I will be having some words with the US administration on Wednesday when I am in Davos." He adds: "I will be going to USA House in Davos on Wednesday and say this is not the way that you treat your best friend." Will HM Government ask Farage for some help out of this diplomatic crisis?

@CleanComedian69 @StephenKing Shawshank Redemption, Misery, The Green Mile, Stand By Me, Carrie?

@StephenKing All Stephen King movies besides The Shining.

RAGING BULL.

🚨🇸🇪 Alexander Isak starts for the first time as new Liverpool player! 🔛

@Nigel_Farage Fraud.

Today I testified in front of the House Judiciary Committee. Not a single member had a positive word to say about the state of free speech in Britain today.

@FrancisChipp @NUFC Harry Kane was sold to Bayern for £100m aged 30.

@NUFC So we paid 50m for a 28 year old who will be 30 this time next year ? 🤯

Happy birthday, Yoane! 🥳

@Ic3Evaa Yes it is, but were you complaining when Man Utd benefitted from it last season?