Monké

Hawk Tuah was invented by the IDF

The Academy Members are going to see Lee Byung-hun in their homes

IM NOT GLAZING BUT DON’T BE DUMB IS THE APEX OF MUSIC. NOTHING WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS THIS SORRY BUT ITS JUST FACTS FUCK ALL Y’ALL THIS WAS WORTH WAIT LORD PRETTY FLACKO JODYE II RAKIM ATHELSTON MAYERS A$AP ROCKY IS THE FUCKIN GOAT AYE FUCK DRAKE

Ted Sarandos is such a fucking chud

@brockpierson Plant Protein

What heals a broken heart?

I’m just an incredibly autistic individual

Does Dr. Doom raise his hand when the flight attendant shouts “is there a doctor on the plane!?”

Purposely not going to lean CPR so people don’t rely on me during an emergency

I used Nano Banana Pro to send a dick pic to my girl because I was too busy learning science

If they have a blue checkmark, it’s your excuse to not treat them like human

Telling people to kill themselves is a form of constructive criticism from where I come from

@nalinrajput23 Psychosis

Small accounts that tweet and still get 0 likes

@NefflynBe When they ask “what is a sign of very low intelligence”

I’m trying to start my porn star career on Fiverr

No joke my wife was in labor so I played the 2016 XXL Cypher to calm her down and the baby came out the birth canal saying “who tf picked this sorry ass beat” 🤯

Did Charlie Kirk’s tour get cancelled?

I didn’t lose the plot, I just forgot it

He fuckin died lmao

@Pokemon no one buying your dumbass game. Sincerely, all Pokémon fans .

America drifting into fascism before GTA 6