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@JamesHarvey2503 @BackYouGo Are you one of these humourless feckers that needs an emoji to prompt you to realise that certain posts may not be entirely serious 🤷‍♂️😎

Rob Kenyan thought a couple that was sat alone on a beach during covid, needed to have the chips booted out of their hands by police, with the lad waterboarded. Nice guy.

@Empire1872 Pep was coming out with that weak as pish shite in his farewell message today!

I mean, what do you expect when a country thinks the answer to make everything better when an arena is blown up with kids in it by a terrorist in our country is to sing Don’t Look Back In Anger and say we will win with “love” Weak as fuck.

@GerryCameron13 @Official_T4O #PraguePrecedentIncoming 😎🤣🤣

@Official_T4O Is that clarification enough for you helmet Read it and weep

"We are aware of highly irresponsible comments made publicly this week, which appear to seek to defend those who entered the pitch on Saturday and undermine the gravity of the situation. Those remarks carry dangerous implications, and we call upon the football authorities to ensure that this matter is addressed with the seriousness it demands, and with the full cooperation of all involved." Hearts calling out Martin O'Neill's statements on TalkSport which were roundly condemned. Also, their statement makes it clear they (and the football world in large) do not have clarity on how Celtic were handed the title when the Celtic fans invaded the field of play.

@Michael71917 @RFCGW I see there’s a new development in the story Michael! This could be huge if true 👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣

@Michael71917 @RFCGW Shit’s just getting real Michael! I can feel the fear in your reply 🤣🤣 The SFA will have no choice to look at how the EFL and Czech Republic’s FA have handled matters and play by the rules! If not Gary Lineker & Alan Shearer will be on their case 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tick Tock my man🤣

Still awaiting SFAs statement. Probably just waiting to be green lit from Celtic

@Michael71917 @RFCGW And so it begins Michael 🤣🤣🤣 I believe Tony Bloom has also retained the services of a Prague lawyer, who is an expert in Game Abandonment cases😉😎🤣 Operation #StripTheTitty is underway 🤣🤣🤣

@aperitif1872 @RFCGW Still waiting 😘

@JaffaGer @TMuk_news His participation in the upcoming World Cup will double his value 😉😎🤣

@TMuk_news Not that he’s our player anymore but there isn’t a chance that Engles is worth Moore.

The most valuable players in the Scottish Premiership after today's update 💶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@BrianSpanner1 As long as the dozy fecker stands up 😎

The boss level move is for Q to raise a point of order about the misgendering when he was advised about a point of order.

@Michael71917 @RFCGW Not long till the SFPL/SFA post this type of communication stripping the titty from Crime FC 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

@aperitif1872 @RFCGW I can’t wait ya pathetic little man 😂😂😂 day 4 now let’s see I shall keep you updated 😘

@Michael71917 @RFCGW Flying all the way from Prague 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aperitif1872 @RFCGW It’s not going to happen ya pathetic loser 😂😂😂. Day 4 of your meltdown 😘. Enjoy the cup final on Saturday when Celtic win the double 😂😂😂

@Michael71917 @RFCGW Michael’s arse is chewing buttons at the thought of the #PraguePrecedent drone flying through the Theatre of Screams Main Door 🤣🤣🤣 Sporting Integrity demand the #StrippingOfTheTitty 😉😉🤣

@aperitif1872 @RFCGW It’s called laughing at you ya daft bastard 😂😂😂😂

@Michael71917 @RFCGW Are we now at the personal abuse stage Michael 🤣🤣🤣 #RhattledMuch 🤣🤣 #PraguePrecedentIncoming 😱😎🤣 #AreYouCeltcInDisguise 😎🤣😄

@aperitif1872 @RFCGW Is it aye ya delusional bastard 😂😂😂

@83boabobski You’re obviously not from good enough stock 😉😎🤣

Wait a minute how have I not been taught 10 dead fenians lying on the floor over 20 years at ibrox and I've not been taught this. Disgusting

@RangersTruth @CraigMacDonald3 Game Changer! 😎

Remember Cifuentes He’s coming back this summer btw

@RFCGW @Michael71917 Sporting Integrity demands it 🤣🤣🤣

@aperitif1872 @Michael71917 Be some laugh when the titles null and void. Id imagine shop owners will be given notice to board their windows and doors up

@Michael71917 @RFCGW Tick Tock Michael 🤣🤣 It’s just a matter of time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aperitif1872 @RFCGW Your pain is delicious 😘😘😘

@SjBarrister @peted76 @AllForProgress_ Are you suggesting that the system should allow CS’s to leave their laptop open, then swan off doing personal things and they should still get those hours as work credit because the laptop was open. Really, is that what you are suggesting?

@peted76 @AllForProgress_ You design a system - people use the system - you moan about the people not the system. That is not a hot take - that is simply what you are doing.

A whistleblower has revealed this month that civil servants across multiple Whitehall departments have been gaming the flexitime system to award themselves up to fifty extra days of paid holiday a year That's about 2.5 months of full-time work lifted off the public payroll without record, on top of the CS-norm 26 days of annual leave, the eight public holidays, the contractual sick days, and of course the parental allowances that are already part of the standard package. The methods and techniques by which this fraud has been accomplished are worth dwelling on, because the detail tells you something about the institution. The first technique is the laptop-open-on-the-kitchen-table move. Here, the civil servant clocks off for all intents and purposes at 5pm but leaves a work laptop on, accumulating "active hours" from a home Wi-Fi connection, registering the evening as labour without performing any of it. The second trick is the commuting-time-as-paid-hours wheeze, in which the round trip from Surbiton to Whitehall - coffee-and-podcast - is logged as part of the working day. The third con, which the whistleblower reported as the most brazen of them all, is the straightforward falsification of office attendance against the three-days-a-week-on-site rule that this government, having promised the public a return of civil servants to civil-service buildings, has manifestly failed to enforce. The falsifications, in some cases, have been running for years. Sit, for a moment, with the kind of person who does this and the kind of institution that permits it. The person doing it is, in the main, a desk-bound senior official on between £55,000-130,000 a year, with access to a clocking system that runs on trust, who has decided, with the active connivance of his line manager and the silent assent of his department, that the appropriate response to that public trust is to defraud it. And it's not even ambitious or spectacular. At least with a major fraud, you have a level of vision and nerve you have to admire even as you despise the motivating corruption. No, here, it's done through a series of small, deniable engineered manoeuvres that together transfer large sums of public money into undeserving pockets. No honour among thieves, but some thieves are even less honourable than others. The institution that permits it is the British Civil Service, an organisation whose senior cadre has spent the last decade in a state of escalating public-facing self-pity about its working conditions while the country it is paid to run has visibly fallen apart underneath it. These are the same people who inherited the mandate of Brexit and, because the idea ran against the Metropolitan class bromides by which they orient their lives, hashed it up on purpose to punish the electorate whom they are duty-bound to serve. And it's the same civil service that could not, in the end, manage a single COVID procurement contract without losing about £30 billion out of the back of the warehouse. In light of this general disposition, a flexitime fraud is its small, daily, individual expression. And the cost is not abstract. The Civil Service pay bill runs to roughly £15 billion a year. Headcount has grown by approximately a hundred and fifty thousand since 2016, with the deepest expansion in the policy and "leadership non-teacher" desk grades, the exact cohort the whistleblower says is gaming hardest. Every 50-day phantom holiday, on a senior salary, is around £20k of public money paid for nothing. The country has been told for years, under successive governments, that there is no fiscal room for the things the country actually wants, like policing, prosecutions, courts that sit, borders, doctors, dentists, because the public finances are too tight. Bollocks are they. You've got a whole parallel economy of piss-artist leave-taking running in Whitehall, and there'll be plenty more cash coming in to keep its subsidy even given this whistleblower's report. I don't for a second believe that no one senior saw it or knew about it, just as I don't believe that the rampant inequities in our police departments go unnoticed by whole legions of bystanders. But the bystanders are not arsed. That's why I say "Hooray for the whistleblower." Their life is going to be hell. They will be hugely unpopular. They will be described as bitter, disloyal, mentally ill, motivated by personal grievance, and unrepresentative of the dedicated public servants who go above and beyond. That is what these institutions always say when one of their own breaks ranks. It is what they said to Maggie Oliver about Rotherham, to Alan Bates about Horizon, to the survivors of the Letby ward, the Cumberlege report, and the Sussex maternity unit. The smothering of internal dissent is now part of what the British civil service does for a living. The actual public service is something it has subcontracted to itself, badly, in stolen office hours, from the kitchen table. I was the Civil Service comprehensively remade in this country, the only way such things are ever made, which is by changing the people and all the incentives under which they operate. These people have been on the public payroll for fifteen years and have produced nothing for which the public can be grateful. It's time to find out where the hours went, and dispense with those who are wasting them, along with our money.

@Michael71917 @RFCGW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @PraguePrecedentIncoming 🤣🤣🤣

@RFCGW @aperitif1872 Keep praying ya sad bastard 😂😂😂😂

@ScotlandNT @Thecrochunter7 @FIFAWorldCup Birthday Caird Pish!

Our Scotland. You’re an easy country to love… #FIFAWorldCup | @FIFAWorldCup

@5liveSport @chris_sutton73 He’s spitting mad 😉

⚠️WARNING: @chris_sutton73 RANT⚠️ Nearly a week on and that Celtic penalty is still a touchy subject😬✋ #BBCFootball #SPFL