Alex Gorge

“You have to shit or get off the pot, and I’m shitting.”- My dad (he bought a gun)

Investigate the refs @MilitaryBowl

@BrickCenter_ Anyone defending this as legal is a terrorist to the sport

Giannis got away with SIX STEPS 😭

Dave Doeren has been running a Ponzi scheme at NC State for 11 years, sub .500 record in the ACC (worst conference) and pads the schedule with three cupcakes goes 7-6, 8-5 losing every actual important game with an offensive aesthetic that makes fans suicidal

Now that Tyreek Hill isnt part of my fantasy team I no longer think the allegations are baseless

If future wars are based off piloting drones from a basement we need pregnant mothers to be taking more tylenol than ever

Been calling employers all day and have successfully gotten 7 of my ex girlfriends fired

Important to remember Jalen Carter also killed a guy

Need Whitlock to update this for Redzone getting commercials

@MountainDrew_7 So no mayo?

Bojangles in Richmond off 9 Mile - my guy (the manager) was on the ball! Took my order with energy and got that seasoning on the fries! Saw my ECU shirt and said “what you know about that?” Turns out he helped create the supdogs logo back in the day. Unreal Bo’s visit #GoPirates

Eating outside is a misery

If a politician isnt at least pictured with Jeffrey Epstein they dont deserve your vote

@KirkHerbstreit @HomeDepot

Shooting our ⁦@HomeDepot⁩ commercials next few days! Coach and Peter getting reacquainted! 🤣

@Breaking911 There has to be a cheaper babysitting option

INSANE! Texas mom allegedly bought son ammo, tactical gear to carry out mass shooting at middle school in exchange for babysitting. The student was recently caught searching mass attacks on the school's computer but was allowed to return.

If Inter lose, that ref is getting killed in the parking lot

Trumps 5K Baby bonus is more than enough to market and sell your baby to human traffickers

Its going to be awkward for Lebron when he has to endorse Stephen A Smith for President in 2028

If you get ball youre allowed to shoot Macallister with a gun? @FA_PGMOL

Former Premier League referee David Coote has come out as gay mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

Refs just shooting the commanders in the face here to end the half.