Anna Lockhart

"SlimFast & SlimFurious" is one example of something I could tweet

@rachelsmitts what about Pepe

I did a Paul Newman deep dive during Q1 this year and honestly changed my life. No one was or ever will be hotter than him.

me typing out “Joe Joe See-Ya” in the group chat, staring off into the distance, quietly deleting it

not quite the ceasefire I was hoping for

yes the headline is from 2016. yes I think about the weasel every day.

there’s only one creature bold enough to shut down all the internet on the east side of Los Angeles

@rachelsmitts OH MY GOD (????) (!!!) the most curséd update on this curséd saga

My friend broke off her engagement around this time last year and her ex just posted his 1 year anniversary with his new gf which means 2 weeks after calling off a wedding, he started dating someone else. And apparently that blessed first date was at a Cheesecake Factory 🙃

can’t believe it’s been 11 years since Neopets emailed me about war

@rachelsmitts decided to turn my brain off and let my heart do the typing

@aplockhart Booooooooo

I watched all 180 minutes of the movie but gun to my head, I absolutely could not tell you Oppenheimer’s first name

in my heart of hearts, I hope he's both <3

much to consider

@rachelsmitts making the white board drawing of Al Roker's gravestone my phone background </3

I loved this show and the people that made it. RIP Nixon Quartet. RIP Al Roker rapping Eminem lyrics. RIP shooting Tim Robinson full speed off a hydraulic ramp. These are ideas from the room that will never see the light of day (or make sense at all really!) Thanks for watching❤️

been trying “are you mad at me?” as my opening line on dating apps, and let me tell ya… people hate it

are there other kinds of troves, or just treasure

WGA can have a little tentative deal, as a treat :)

@victoriaedel so many times that it’s permanently ricocheting around in my head

@victoriaedel YES. I lose sleep at night imagining the songs I need them to cover

@rachelsmitts the same way as everyone else!!!!!! (very gradually over the course of 20 minutes)

@aplockhart Now worried about how you eat oranges

this strike has melted my brain so much that I just looked at the clock and wondered if 20 minutes is enough time to "eat an orange"