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@yoeven @khurdula I will be investigating further

Casually met @aplusk at YC today and had a grilling session on the middle of the street on why we would win vs big labs

@Dannnntastic 😂

@aplusk The dawn of the era where my vacuum cleaner gets depressed because it thinks its true calling was astrophysics.

This is the dawn of the AIoT era #am

Manifested intelligence

It must be a black tie event!!!!

How does one get invited to the coronation? #wwe @TripleH @WWERollins @toojiggy 👑🤴

This Kyle Busch thing will bust a guy up. Rip 🏁

@Bencera thank you for using this tool empowering others aspirations!

Polsia just raised $30M at a $250M valuation. Approaching $10M annual run rate. One Founder + AI. Zero employees. Polsia runs companies autonomously. It also ran its own fundraising. I just showed up for signatures.

@Bencera love that you are finding value craig

"This is longest running relationship I've had with an AI agent" - Craig, Polsia customer

@Bencera build anthony!

"Any person with any idea can get it up and live in no time" - Anthony, Polsia customer

@Bencera I love this impact

"If anybody wanted a demonstration of disruption, just take a look" - Mike, Polsia customer

Thank you for focusing on this!!! mahanforcalifornia.com/hollywood

@kimsNotHavinIt Haha. I tried to edit it but then I just thought the flaw was funny.

When you have to read the responses to understand the actual text. @aplusk done set the pace for my entire week. I thought something was wrong with me.

This Ella Langley album is 🔥. You&me time and loving life again are gonna be on auto repeat daily for foreseeable future. open.spotify.com/album/6nrtxtga…

When would the family to see project Hail Mary today. Fabulous film. Ryan Gosling kills it. Highly recommend.

@CaelanSilver Wanna rewrite my Wikipedia page?😂

>be Ashton Kutcher(@aplusk) >born 1978, Cedar Rapids, Iowa >fraternal twin brother Michael born with cerebral palsy + needs heart transplant >factory worker dad, P&G mom, family broke AF >high school: breaks into school for cash, gets arrested, probation >college: studies biochemical engineering to cure his brother >sells blood plasma + works General Mills factory for tuition >no regrets 1998: >wins Fresh Faces of Iowa modeling contest >lands Calvin Klein gigs + That '70s Show as lovable dumbass Kelso >co-stars with Mila Kunis (future wife) 2003: >creates + hosts Punk'd — king of Hollywood pranks 2009: >first person EVER to hit 1 MILLION Twitter followers >races CNN live on air and WINS the Guinness World Record >now sits at 14.1 million followers 2010: >co-founds A-Grade Investments with $30M of his own money >early bets on Uber ($500k) + Airbnb ($2.5M) >turns that $30M fund into $250 MILLION in six years 2015: >marries Mila Kunis >kids Wyatt + Dimitri >launches Sound Ventures + Thorn (AI tech hunting child sex traffickers) 2020: >diagnosed with rare vasculitis >loses vision, hearing, balance for months >battles back like a beast 2023-2026: >Sound Ventures manages over $1 BILLION in assets >drops ~$30M into OpenAI early >that stake explodes to $1.3 BILLION — 43x return in under 3 years >personal slice alone ~$400M on paper >Uber + Airbnb + Spotify wins still printing >net worth north of $200M (way more with paper gains) >just closed $240M AI fund 2026: >ends acting hiatus >stars in Ryan Murphy’s The Beauty on FX as a sinister tech billionaire >ironic flex after becoming one IRL >shows up at events with Mila looking like the chillest dad alive from broke Iowa factory kid selling plasma + a rap sheet to sitcom heartthrob to first-ever Twitter millionaire to one of the smartest VCs on earth who turned Hollywood money into billion-dollar AI + Uber/Airbnb jackpots while building tech that rescues thousands of kids all while raising his family the right way and looking like your laid-back California neighbor ready to grill burgers Be like Ashton Kutcher.🔥

@DailyF54713 The consumer still matters. Empathy wins. Culture is not the what. It’s the how. The how will always provide value because it’s what attracts talent. Talent = distinct knowledge and shortcuts to success.

@aplusk The 'Duplicate and Distribute' strategy is the real killer here. 📉 If organizational principles are no longer assets, does that mean 'Company Culture' is officially a legacy concept in the AI era? Curious if you think speed now permanently trumps soul.

Evening Software musings… Welcome to the great convergence. Only moats = capital, distribution, compute, isolated intelligence- data or human Future big co playbook= offer acquisition IF: acquisition provides time/value competitive edge THEN: capitalize, integrate, broadly distribute ELSE: duplicate and broadly distribute. Only stand alone entities = unique isolated trapped data sources. (Edge intelligence) and regulated human in loop functions. Organization principles are no longer value assets. Chag Semeach

@NickyTheFrench Eq Kimble the insurance man?

@aplusk Do you know Kimble?