ℯrica 🐘♑️

Don't ever let people rent out space in your head. They can't afford it. -Elizabeth, my downstairs neighbor

Why is it possible for us to choke on our own spit lmao literally just sitting here working and I almost just died. Wtf lol

I MISS YOU

I just want to be happy man, why is that so hard

When it rains it fucking pours

I could really just use a hug

Just really sucks.

I’m back again y’all lol

On Smirnoff’s bottle, it says “For Remarkable Smoothness.” They’re kidding right lol

It's been a while!

@st3phacuna Rufus Wainwright too!!

It's #NewJerseyDay, YAY! ❤️

Had to deal with THREE GIANT WASPS in my house today #why

💔

Dude WHY is everything of mine out of storage?? Gmail? iPhone? What next?? 🫠

@st3phacuna Let’s go!

@ChipotleTweets Still no 😭 going 0-4 today 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

Since you said pls, here’s one more. First 2,000 people to text FREEBURRITOPUHLEASE to 888-222 get a free burrito. -Scott 2,000 codes avail. 50 US & DC, 13+. Stnrd text & data rates may apply. Codes exp. 4/6/23. Terms: chipotle.com/freeburritos

@ChipotleTweets Alex pls 😭 I texted within seconds of you tweeting and no dice, again!! 💔💔💔💔💔💔 killing me!!

Like what else would you eat on national burrito day???? First 2,000 people to text PLSSSGIMMEBURRITO to 888-222 get a free burrito. -Alex 2,000 codes avail. 50 US & DC, 13+. Stnrd text & data rates may apply. Codes exp. 4/6/23. Terms: chipotle.com/freeburritos

@yourexwaitress 🥺🥺 thank you 💜 love you too 💕

@apocalipstickk Don’t beat yourself up babe 🤍 you’re a good person with a good heart- mistakes happen 🤍 but you are learning from them. Love you 🥰

My brain has been doing this thing where it’s like “hey remember that time when you….” And bringing up every regret and cringy thing I’ve said or done in my lifetime. It’s literal torture. It’s every day.

@ChipotleTweets Bruh…. Literally instantly texted when I got the tweet notification 💔😭

We need to talk. The first 2,000 people to text BURRITOPLSSSZZZ to 888-222 get a free burrito. -Sheldon 2,000 codes avail. 50 US & DC, 13+. Stnrd text & data rates may apply. Codes exp. 4/6/23. Terms: chipotle.com/freeburritos