robyn 👼

myyyy name on the waterstones website⁉️⁉️

Next time everyone starts foaming at the mouth to "expose" a woman for secretly being an evil bitch who deserves punishment I'm sure it'll be morally correct and justified. Just one more try and a bunch of tweets guys you'll get there

nonetheless he is my love…

reckon the dog might be shedding

@giltangels wow theo looks so different…

he also made me some cute little dishes and some earrings :’) luv him

oscar bound me a tiny book for mother’s day 😭

hills n sheep

:o)

@AlistairIRL this is the appeal of love island

between when Homestuck was updating daily and the Fishtank 24/7 livestream thing i think maybe i just like it when A Thing Is Happening. i'm like an ipad baby but worse

one for my birdwatching oomfs

lake district robins will just come right up to you and shout in your face

sat with dan next to a fireplace in a restaurant and instead of asking me if the fire’s real he goes ‘is that a shoot fire or a kayfabe fire.’ we need to ban wrestling i’m so serious

@vioIetmoods OUGH…. ok but we have to go. what if we went to berlin

she wants to see me so bad it makes her look stupid

red eyed rats have particularly bad eyesight so they often sway back & forth to improve their depth perception. rat fact of the day ☝️🤓

i was midway through hip thrusts here and every time i came up between reps there was a new riddle on the screen. felt like being in a saw trap

why is my gym posing me riddles three

@caroljessyuri (returning to tweet 5 minutes later) Lipstick.

@caroljessyuri like???? candle. pencil! idiot riddles for gym bros

@vioIetmoods KARTHERINE???