Ebuka emma

@Timmysofine OLiveam

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?

@PartyPOPSTA Yes, that's me bro. Any deal of the day?

@applebuny95 Wassup Ebuka🤗?

I do everything wey you want still we no last 💔

@attah_akor My babe's hot 8

If this is an album cover, what will be the perfect title?

@Beno10_MFC D The mouth of the bowl

Strong eye test. Which stand mixer is different? 99% people failed.

@pissgenerat0r @Callunc Time cum

@Callunc It's made from fossilized dinosaur sperm

I really want to know what makes a watch this expensive

Good morning sir, I am Emmanuel, a real estate agent. I have heard about you and your good works, I wanted to greet you personally.

@premierleague @ManUtd The impressive thing about this, is the fact United scored more that one goal

Michael Carrick: big-match specialist 💼 He's beaten the other four sides in the top five since taking over at @ManUtd in January

@sundayisehunwa1 @Wizarab10 I know what you are

@Wizarab10 So nobody fit add me for that local Facebook group

I know a country in Africa where the police would have mounted road block on the street leading up to the house.

@boy_director This is AI, the last 2 faces are the same One leg missing, same hand holding pattern of the 3 others,

Can someone slap the wireless earphones from his ear first first.

@Valfelix02 @StudentByNature Always Norsemen dem

@StudentByNature Una go dey 400 boys for hostel then 4 boys with cutlass una no fit match dem...weak souls, back in my days dem no born you well come rob for hostel..how many you go cut ...joncin akwatic sperms...

If you have a sibling, friend, or family member who is in any Nigerian University, kindly say a word of prayer for them once you see this and also send them money, because they need it. In OOU, students had to hit the streets after armed robbers invaded hostels at midnight, shooting, stealing phones and gadgets, injuring students, and even carjacking a vehicle. At EKSU, students have been facing repeated security issues incessant gunmen attacks, with one student murdered behind Lakers' hostel earlier this month. When students protested, they were met with tear gas. In OAU, students are currently dealing with unrest over transportation issues, with some having to trek long distances to go home after being evicted from school hostels for protesting.. In the space of one week, they mourned two students, one who lost his life during an exam due to cardiac arrest and another who committed suicide due to depression. A student was recently kidnapped on the way to IT and had to pay ransom before being released. At Unilorin, students queue every single day , yet many cannot even speak out. At Covenant University, a student’s life was lost due to delayed emergency response. The cost of studying has skyrocketed, making basic survival harder for students. Academic pressure as well as financial pressure, exploitation from lecturers, and unfair academic conditions. Life in school is becoming more difficult by the day, and many students are struggling to afford basic amenities. In our quest for a degree, may we not be sent back home unalived to our parents 🙏

@Chima_Obi1234 Is she standing?

Meet the Senate President, Godswill Akpabio's daughter and she is the Director of City Boys Movement, Akwa Ibom State chapter. She is beautiful and well reserved. Celebrate her please.

@imole__olorun @Val_Gadget I get 250 you go sell one plate?

@Val_Gadget I will use shoe to nack the person head.

Business with Nigerians 🤣🤣

@SarahG3org3 @MrMekzy_ See as girl calm down fine

@MrMekzy_ Ah, I missed the chance to get a selfie. I wasn’t sure and didn’t want to intrude

Man: Pharm I’m worried that i no longer last in bed. Me: How long do you last now? Man: First round 5 minutes, 2 rounds 8 to 10 minutes. Me: Sorry o, but how long did you use to last before? Man: like 35 minutes normally. Me: Sorry chief, is it plus foreplay? Man: No Me:

@kumxem Women have you been able and you will need fo

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@ThaBoyYom @A_Abby_Abi Peter Drury: this is why he is world class, 90”+10mins and somehow finds the top bin Class absolute class 👏👏

@Lwkpetite Cowbell

Boobs sounds funny, tit sound aggressive, breast sounds too formal…isn’t there a perfect name for it?😭

@UnkleAyo I carry land for head...in Aba, a growing city 08130794159

Its Monday, hopefully your hustle is still your priority. If you run a small business or render services - share in the quotes and replies. Let's see what you're selling. Ask your previous buyers vouch for you - let's buy from you or bookmark for when we want to buy.

@Harmoke0 They don't add spoon anymore with ice-cream??

Using his d*ck like a spoon to lick ice cream🤤🍦

@Dir_Martinsz @oshoarmani *hasn't

@oshoarmani No he haven’t… I don’t want him to sell it, car that worth 7M!

Two days ago, they introduced a guy to me who wanted to sell his muscle Camry for 3M. He bought it for 11M last year October, so I asked him why he was selling it so cheap. He said he’s basically homeless and can’t afford basic things anymore. According to him, he sold all his properties just to “declutter,” and that the car is the only thing he has left. But later, I heard from one of his friends that the money he got from selling all those properties was actually being spent on drugs🚭 🥲. And now it seems he’s finally come to his senses. He’s planning to sell the car too and start his life afresh. So I advised him to consider doing Uber, but he said he can’t because people already know him as a “big man,” and it would be too shameful for him. He then asked me to help find a buyer, but honestly, I don’t want to get involved. A car worth 11M being sold for 3M? Nah.