lizzie 🍎

──★ ˙:🍓 ̟ !! Hi! I’m Lizzie, I’m in my 20s, and my pronouns are she/her (you can use they/them if you want though)!! ｡𖦹°‧interests/likes: mostly 9-1-1cu, The Pitt, The Rookie, Bad Bunny and SNL! ──★ ˙🍓 ̟ !! priv: @wowzakrause (mdni, 18+) whoislizzie.straw.page

@bucksbarrera @bucksleftpec Wait it’s cuteeee I love the header

new layout (all thanks to @bucksleftpec for the header) don’t forget me 😛😛

@buddiefucking Send me your Snapchat and letterboxd so we have each other on everything

@buddiefucking Don’t we have each other on Airbuds too

hi so i'll be deleting this account since none of you are interacting with me + twt isn’t the same as it used to be. i'm so tired of this why do u guys never talk to me? just because i’m married to jack abbot this is so rude and unsupportive, i hate it here. bye

@gingeraleshane April fools!

Actually guys. I’m straight, I’m done being gay. June is in the past. Hey girls.

He’s my favorite LOSER

@Whole_Day_Of I need to watch older SNL more I feel like such a fake fan sometimes

@appleprovost Genuinely s1-4 are the best and I'm totally not biased to it

SNL is only funny if you watch every episode and form a parasocial bond with the cast members that makes it funny

@Whole_Day_Of You’re good dw, we’re all victims to it

@appleprovost (can you tell I'm joking i 100% agree with you and I'm myself a victim of it)

@buddiefucking Mind you we’re so locked in that you have me on Facebook

@appleprovost i was about to be so sad

@cravedseeker Gorgina!!!

@appleprovost Sexy wig and bow

these tears are designer my baggage is vintage

@appleprovost This is not true anyways i love dan Aykroyd and John Belushi

@buckleydiazzzz I’m crying why do people keep falling for it

@appleprovost you scared the shit out of me 😭😂

he's 2 apples tall... 3 on a good day

Thinking about the “hello Bobby” from 8x18 again 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@appleprovost my fave rookie class in so long all of them are my sweeties and i love them dearly

@lindtgreer Oh trust Emil and I discussed that-ish the Saturday after it was announced he was leaving

@appleprovost we should’ve had at least another season with janeashmil but no lorne had to ruin that for us

they could have jane jeremy and ashley in a little tiny box in the corner of the screen standing still and i’d still be on my stomach kicking my feet in the air

We’re talking about celebrity crushes

@lindtgreer Me rewatching any sketch from SNL50 and seeing Emil with 2 seconds of screen time and then claiming it’s my favorite sketch ever 🤍🤍🤍