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@MsiDouglas Has this been vetted by the Big 6 Mark to ensure they are happy with the deal?

🚨 First of the deals David Hopkinson promised would boost #nufc commercial revenue announced this morning.... Training ground sponsorship inked with KNOX Hydrate, a drinks company. Training ground will be known as 'The Knox'. Firm take shirt sleeve sponsorship for women's, men's and Academy team. Deal could 'migrate' to new training ground. Announcement soon on that.

@__LightningWolf @SocialEngland66 ‘Culture’ 😂😂😂

@SocialEngland66 Dickhead. Be respectful of the culture you’re visiting. When I went to Europe I tried to be as aware as possible and follow the social norms.

If I ever went America, no one’s getting tipped.

@BBCBreaking Camilla is going to have to seduce him into some sense 😍

King Charles and Queen Camilla to visit US in late April for state visit with President Trump bbc.in/4v3i7rt

@Hettiewaynthrop @WalshFreedom Man squats, grunts, shits on floor, complains about the mess…

You lot really are morons. Of course he knows what he is doing. You on the other hand have no idea what is really going on. You think he decides this on a whim? this has been planned for a long time and it is something that should have been done decades ago but your democrat leaders sided with the brutal Iranian regime and gave them money and uranium to build a nuclear weapon. Wake up. The EU and UK are also aligned with the brutal regime which is why they won't do the right thing and crush them.

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

Now do @paddypower

Surely anyone STILL backing Trump has some type of severe learning difficulty? #orangebastard

@tfalex1892 About time we played dirty

Am I going mad or has the club sold SJP to itself for £133m to turn a £99m loss into a £34m profit? Any analysis I’ve read so far seems to treat this (if I have it right) as one of the least important aspects of the accounts released, when it looks to be the most important?

@theawayfans This needs the appropriate Motson commentary not this muck

It was stoppage time in a game against Greece, England desperately needed a goal to send them to The World Cup. Up steps David Beckham… 😍👏

@alucard_carioca No one is going to Gibraltar for fun mate 😂

o principal hotspot para o homo britannicus é a peninsula ibérica (Sevilla, Barcelona, Ibiza, Ilhas Baleáricas, Lisboa, Gibraltar), mas alguns mais aventurosos também vão para a América do Sul, e os tarados para o sudeste asiático

esse é o fenótipo do homem britânico médio, essa falta de intelecto e propensão por entorpecentes é o que os fez serem usados pelos generais espertos para conquistar metade do mundo durante o império britânico. Hoje em dia após o fim do império eles não tem mais propósito (+)

@DHurleybooks @Sniffmydiddle This is legit though. What were they thinking?!

@Sniffmydiddle Christ you’ve taken that well

On my life. I have no idea who that is.

@JacCymro1400 It’s a mad idea but maybe get yourself a girlfriend instead?

I get to celebrate every morning that I wake up not being English

@vivabale11_ @OverscoreW0lf And you don’t need a passport now

@OverscoreW0lf You might be in the competitions, but you’re not winning any of them

England have won zero trophies in 60 years btw 🤣🤣

@ElisDavies5 What if you add another year? 🏆

Yet we’ve all collectively won the same amount of trophies in the last 59 years. We leave the bottling to your lot

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

Feel sorry for Ireland - aside from all the RyanAir Reds of course 😥

@RenzoBacciotti2 @ElHector_017 @ToonArmyArg Agree mate. We should never turn our noses up at any type of European competition

@ElHector_017 @ToonArmyArg Hay que rajar a algunos jugadores mercenarios también, no a todos porque no somos el Leverkusen, eso no existe en la Premier, pero si rajar del vestuario a los que no les motive escuchar el himno de la Europa/Conference League

Aston Villa está en BOMBO 2 si clasifica a la Champions la próxima temporada y eso significa que ya esta en condiciones de monetizar más de €90m una Champions decente... Priorizar la Champions tiene consecuencias, pasarán años de competir en Europa para alcanzarlos. #NUFC

@FansHaveRights It’s every year at Wireless isn’t it?

Wireless 2015 Glastonbury 2020 02 London 2021 Brixton Academy 2022 (2 deaths) Wireless 2022 Just a handful of events that saw people gatecrashing. There are many more examples. I must have missed the tailgating at music events legislation.

@SamTaaylor @nufcpb I would pay a premium for this

@nufcpb Soon 🙏🙏🙏

“Account based in Nigeria” YOU have never seen that stadium

@wardy22589 @ketchell Hannover?

@ketchell Im currently where the X is

Spotting a football stadium from a plane window will never fail to give me a buzz. 📍 Amex Stadium, Brighton. I’m 40 years old.

@Sunderlanddd @TheMasterBucks Then they should walk into the sea

@TheMasterBucks What if the other homeless person was given 1 billion dollars?

Sunderland fans hate watching Newcastle play Barcelona in the Champions League. This is like if a homeless person laughed at a Billionaire for crashing his Lamborghini. #NUFC