Alyssa Pratt

My lil nephew while watching YouTube: “I don’t like those damn ads. Parker doesn’t either.” 🤣🤣🤣

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Chris is that ER patient that gets discharged but just signs right back in. 🤣 #iykyk #TheBachelorette

I always see memes and such about my generation or younger generations like kids these days blah blah blah and I just have to say, I know a lot of people from the older generations who have room for improvement. 😅

When your Fitbit died and was on charge all night but says you got a full 8 hrs of sleep…🤔🤥🤨 lol.

Parker just dunked the roku remote into my cold coffee. 🤨😅

It’s actually pretty amazing how fast kids can destruct things. I can spend an hour cleaning up a room and he can destroy it in less than 10 mins 🥴😅

Just saw on GMA that they’re separating kids from their parents for being covid positive. All I can say is thank God I live in America. I can’t imagine how horrible that would be. Not to mention the absolute tragedy of what’s going on in Ukraine. So much evil in the world. 😢

Parker is the cuddliest little baby and I love it. #mylittleguy #givemeallthecuddles

UK just can’t hit a bucket today.

KY weather where you’re raking leaves and soaking up sun one day and sledding the next.

Ya know what won’t shut down tomorrow? The ER #nosnowdaysforme ☹️

@walmarthelp Thank you but it could have been my phone. I had selected a lot of pictures. I’ll try again at some point.

@apratt21 Our standards are higher than that, Alyssa. Please connect with us via DM. We need to get to the bottom of this. twitter.com/messages/compo…

Just spent an hour going through pictures from Parker’s first year to get prints done at wal-mart and when I hit “add” it froze and canceled. It’s fine…

Does anyone else’s kid just randomly sit straight up in the middle of the night and then fall over and go back to sleep? lol so weird 😂

This snow would be so much more enjoyable if I didn’t have to work tomorrow ☹️

My whole family fell asleep at 7pm including me but I woke up at midnight and played with the dog, bought unnecessary things online, drank some coffee, put some clothes in the dryer…🤦🏻‍♀️ now Parker will wake up at like 4am ready to roll lol.

Patient very symptomatic for covid, tests positive for covid after a positive exposure to covid. Family member says definitively it is not covid. Me:

If anyone is wondering what it’s like being a Mom, I just ate a Cliff bar for lunch on my way up the stairs while holding Parker lol. 🤪

Between a baby who takes up half my bed and a husband who snores like a freight train, I’m gonna lose my mind y’all. Thanks for listening. 🙂