april

Is rack city walkable

how i walk in the cinema to find my seat:

tomorrow is Tuesday. not Wednesday. not Thursday. not Friday. just Tuesday.

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

“You handled it so well!” Me the moment I got into my car

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

@ayobobun What does this mean 👀👀👀

@ayobobun boba

What's 9 months before mid-May? trying to figure out why my kids have been invited to 4 birthday parties on the same day

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

Though the US is no longer apart of the WHO, it doesn’t mean that you cannot independently follow it! ❤️

@xo_laurakay Mine did! So there’s hope!

@aprilwtf Tell me it goes away 😅🙃

Today I learned that "mommy wrist" is a real thing and I have it .. 😐 Way to go De Quervain Tenosynovitis

mood

Trader Joe’s is a snack shop cosplaying as a grocery store

Every time I hear The Kill I wish for a world where Jared Leto didn't turn out the way he did

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway