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Liz.... my beloved... my queen.... come back to me... I'm lost without you............

@PelennorFields @Babygravy9 BRO HOLY FUCK LMAO

@Babygravy9 Stolen x.com/aptdenouement/…

E-girls are reinventing fathers from first principles.

Posting bangers so I can bathe in the blood of new followers to keep myself young and beautiful.

@TrimSpacel Girl I QTed went priv.

@aptdenouement You deleted it?

#neverforget #gonetoosoon

@TheBatsCave07 "Non-sexual" disqualifies this as husband.

@aptdenouement Isn’t this just a husband?

The hoes are recreating fathers from first principles

@milkandmarrow I am hoes too, and I'm unashamed!

@aptdenouement I am hoes

@WHerzogovina @TrimSpacel 🫶

@aptdenouement @TrimSpacel Why does feel like its been far, far longer

Color tier list (definitive) S - Pink, Blue, Black, White A - Green B - Yellow C - Red D - Orange F - Gray, Purple

@milkandmarrow Betty you're crazy!!!

@aptdenouement You have been brainwashed by butter yellow propaganda

@milkandmarrow Yellow is very pleasant and cozy WHAT

@aptdenouement Orange and yellow have no place above f

@WHerzogovina @TrimSpacel You should know better by now. We had our one year mootiversary recently GOD!!!

@aptdenouement @TrimSpacel "Volatility in quality" is...sort of true but also a criterion so neurotic I would never have guessed it

@crushkillcrush And it'll still be the best stuff on the TL.

We’ve got plenty of great stuff comin up tn including but not limited to -the same old bits -borderline bigoted jokes that I pull just enough back from to seem like a pussy -I’M SO DRUNK MAN WOW -The Pass Agg Queen Hour -

@WHerzogovina @TrimSpacel I think it's a completely fair and defensible ranking. Sometimes red is kind of gauche... I'm accounting for its volatility in quality.

@aptdenouement @TrimSpacel Red a C, lmao that one was a troll at least right?

@WHerzogovina @TrimSpacel Cry about it FREAK

@TrimSpacel @aptdenouement It's nearly upside down, insane

@pilateswife Orange gets a few bumps up for sunsets and for coloring the best fruit.

@milkandmarrow Betty... I thought surely you'd share my aesthetic sensibilities...

@aptdenouement This has to be rage bait.

@ImJstRlyTired They do 😔💔

@aptdenouement Gray & purple do not deserve this

@milkbraining Limited utility :(

@aptdenouement oh why orange so low? :(

@TrimSpacel You're wrong all over the place.

@aptdenouement Wrong all over the place