Janeway: *attempting to fly home in a straight line for 3 years at warp*
Neelix: "Oh yeah, cute little planet up ahead. Used to go there all the time in the weekend."
Torres: Oh by the way, I programmed some realistic perturbations in your holodeck family
Holodeck: *son joins a blood gang*
*daughter dies of blunt brain injury*
Wow .. Torres ... O_o
Meanwhile, Tuvok's just promiscuously mindmelding with everyone and their mom.
- I suggest we attempt my ancient spiritual technique
- Have you ever entered into a mindmeld before? What's your meld-count?
- Oh yes, I would totally meld that
- You bumped your head. Let's meld
wow this is the 3rd time Data should have been completely dismantled for being an obvious and grave vulnerability to the entire human race
scratch that 4th time