arbitrarypirate

SPOT, COME HERE

taking a break from star trek. watching Foundation now.

Janeway: *attempting to fly home in a straight line for 3 years at warp* Neelix: "Oh yeah, cute little planet up ahead. Used to go there all the time in the weekend."

Voyager crew at 100% efficiency: Everyone Voyager crew 98% efficiency: The Doctor and Tuvok Voyager crew at -12% efficiency: Paris

Torres: Oh by the way, I programmed some realistic perturbations in your holodeck family Holodeck: *son joins a blood gang* *daughter dies of blunt brain injury* Wow .. Torres ... O_o

Meanwhile, Tuvok's just promiscuously mindmelding with everyone and their mom. - I suggest we attempt my ancient spiritual technique - Have you ever entered into a mindmeld before? What's your meld-count? - Oh yes, I would totally meld that - You bumped your head. Let's meld

Oh no, we've lost their life signs too. Let's send in even more senior officers.

Tuvok's being such a boss. as per usual.

Place your bets: 1) parallel timelines (tachyon) 2) mental parasite 3) Q

no neurochemical imbalance? what about the low psilosynine levels 5 minutes ago?! which is it beverly??

wow this is the 3rd time Data should have been completely dismantled for being an obvious and grave vulnerability to the entire human race scratch that 4th time

lieutenant commander data swinging his dick around

picard: but can you survive the input levels? geordi: oh yeah we tested it at 75% O_o

oh worf crimped his hair today

Day 36 in quarantine: Figured out how to twitter.