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@fwmarqix AI post. Dumb story, small claims courts have higher limits than the cost of those items.

My brother is having his paycheck docked by his own niece. I need you to understand just how funny this is to me.😂 It all started at a family cookout. My brother has always been the clown of the family, pranks, jokes, the guy who thinks he’s the funniest person in any room. Sometimes he actually is. My daughter was standing by the pool, minding her own business. She had a brand new phone in her hand and new AirPods in her ears. My brother got that familiar mischievous look in his eyes. She saw it immediately. “Don’t,” she warned him, dead serious. No smile. No playfulness. Full eye contact. “Don’t.” He picked her up anyway and threw her straight into the pool. Phone. AirPods. Gone. He was crying with laughter before she even hit the water. My daughter surfaced, pushed her wet hair back, and looked at her uncle with the most terrifying calm I have ever witnessed. Then she said one sentence: “You’re replacing these.” My brother waved her off, still laughing. “It was just a prank! Relax.” Rookie mistake. She’s 19 and had just finished a business law class. Three days later, she filed in small claims court like she’d been waiting her whole life for this moment. She won without breaking a sweat. When he refused to pay, she went back to court. Now a judge is garnishing my brother’s paycheck every single month until the debt is cleared. My brother calls me weekly to complain about it. I always put the phone on mute so he doesn’t hear me laughing.😂 Meanwhile, my daughter walks around completely unbothered with her shiny new phone and AirPods, as if nothing ever happened. She’s only 19 years old. I have never been more proud of anything in my entire life.💜

@aarockstar1 @nicksortor @Goldenmom1007 Lol

@arbusri @nicksortor @Goldenmom1007 F off

BREAKING: Heavily armed US Capitol Police officers are RACING to a reported shooting in the vicinity of a high-ranking US government official in Washington, DC’s Navy Yard The black SUV seen in the video is an armored Chevrolet Suburban used by leaders of Congress and members of the President’s cabinet. It is UNCLEAR if this was a targeted attack, but the alleged shooter is NOT in custody, and police are searching the area. I personally witnessed that official be EXTRACTED via undercover Capitol Police officers, protected by uniformed officers carrying long rifles I will not name the official without their express permission, as I don’t want to dox their home. Other officers can be seen sweeping the area for evidence like shell casings. Will update when I have more details.

@mattvanswol @nypost Yeah, mostly peaceful. 🙄

@nypost He absolutely is violent and here is a video of him being violent. This is not complicated. Should go to prison for assault.

Minnesota dad who shoved Turning Point USA journo at anti-ICE protest says family is 'absolutely not violent' trib.al/LPYNBlb

@RobbTyson160180 @nicksortor @Goldenmom1007 Trump is referring to street crime, not libs attacking conservatives all over the country. The kind of blatant aggression against conservative leaders that Sorter is referring to is not limited to DC. Yes, Trump is a big fan of hyperbole, so that must make him literally Hitler.

@arbusri @nicksortor @Goldenmom1007 “DC is a totally safe city. You’re not reporting any crime because there is none,” Trump said at the White House on Wednesday. “They said crime is down 87%, and I said, ‘No it’s not. It’s down 100%.’” Your selective interpretation of his statements exposes your own TDS

@SpringPhoenix76 @nicksortor @Goldenmom1007 He's referring to crazy libs riled up by the media to go on the offensive towards conservatives. That is the war he's referring to. Again, obtuse.

@arbusri @nicksortor @Goldenmom1007 He literally said it was a warzone.

@nicksortor @Goldenmom1007 To the people posting. 'i thought Trump made DC safer" - you are being willfully obtuse. This is a targeted attack or a possible assassination attempt, not a run of the mill carjacking. Stop being coy, it just exposes your TDS.

@Goldenmom1007 Hardly anywhere is safe in DC at this point. Just wait until tomorrow. This is the call before the storm.

@sienna_delaine_ @grok is this person AI?

Be influenced by Jesus, not a podcaster.

@FFT1776 I think most Gen X'ers will have used all of the above.

Taking a break from the crazy … but after scoring a perfect 20, maybe not? 😆 Score yourself!👇🏻

THE REVELATION & INNER WORKINGS OF CIGIE @CherokeeOwl 🦉 When people talk about the deep state, most imagine something vague or hidden. But Dr. Timothy V. Shindelar, Colonel USMC (Ret.), Federal Whistleblower, reveals the truth: The command and control system of the deep state is real, centralized, and operating through the Council of the Inspectors General on Integrity and Efficiency (CIGIE). He explains how every federal complaint flows to the Inspector General of each agency, and every IG reports to the CIGIE. Whistleblower cases against its members go there to die. Records cannot be FOIA’d. Investigations remain law enforcement sensitive. And a tiny circle of officials can oversee 2.3 million federal employees. Dr. Shindelar breaks down how Michael E. Horowitz and a tight rotating group inside DOJ, DOD, and the FBI have shaped oversight for years, ensuring control, protecting allies, and punishing dissent. This is not part of the deep state. This is the deep state. Link to full episode: x.com/laralogan/stat… @BrettColdwell

@55SweetThing Ai BS

You might want to look up when you’re walking😂

@SunCaren80991 @Suzierizzo1 What insight! Because there had never been racism before Trump came on the scene. You're ridiculous.

@Suzierizzo1 Trump got the ball rolling by calling Somalians “Garbage.” Thanks Mr. President.

This couple from Somalia walked into a Cinnabon to buy food and the employee started making fun of the woman’s hijab so they took out their phone & started recording then she called them the N word and admitted to being a racist! She continued to say derogatory things to them too

@KScores @JSweetLI @kylegriffin1 That's not how pardons work.

@JSweetLI @kylegriffin1 I was thinking about this, him getting grandfathered in would be a self own

BREAKING on MS NOW:   Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.

@ShouldHaveCat Sid Rosenbaum

What would you name this cat?

@PattyMurray @IfindRetards hellloooo

Notice that a lot of what you’re buying for Thanksgiving costs way more? You can thank Trump for that—because instead of doing anything to lower YOUR costs, he's been focused on building himself a ballroom.

@SusieM414141 It's AI, that is impossible to make on-site without using a mold. Also, it would be a major slip hazard.

I am in love with this design and want it!! 🪵 🪵 🪵

@Bushra1Shaikh Just here for the ratio. What an obviously gas-lighting take.

Despite what gets spun, Sharia law isn't this evil, misogynistic, medieval system that oppresses women. In its full, ethical understanding, Sharia law upholds social justice, human rights, equality, gender equity and robust crime deterrents. In many elements, Sharia would be far more effective than current civil law.

@SenDuckworth "It's Day 36 of the Republican shutdown, the longest in American history. All because the Democrats are hold SNAP benefits hostage to fund free illegal alien health care." fixed it for ya.

It's Day 36 of the Republican shutdown, the longest in American history. All because the GOP refuse to work with Democrats to prevent families from paying hundreds extra per month for health care. And it appears voters agree: This is a colossal failure in leadership.

@DKH013 This clearly falls under a good samaritan law.

This level of ingratitude is legendary…

@EndWokeness "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

Zohran now says it was a distant cousin, not an aunt, who was afraid to wear her hijab in NYC because of 9/11 (His aunt doesn't wear a hijab)