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@MissAlly_01 @josh__plunkett

If I'm reading their lips correctly, the neighbours are arguing about some nosey woman next door.

Thanks Dave. I will stay strong. But for the 4,756,823rd time, I'm not THAT John Davidson. I'm not Scottish, don't have Tourette's, and I wasn't at the BAFTAs. Apart from that Dave, all good.

@ryuuder @josh__plunkett

why is it spelled camouflage and not ⠀

@skonklord @josh__plunkett sick of the double standard

@MikeBales @josh__plunkett

A man walks into a bar and orders a bourbon, then drinks it immediately. “How big is a penguin?” The bartender says, “Around 18 inches.” He orders another bourbon and downs it even faster than the first. “What’s the biggest a penguin can ever be?” The bartender says, “Three feet, maybe four, I’m guessing.” The man orders a double bourbon, gulps it down, and says, “I think I just ran over a nun.” 😖

@robertwlk @josh__plunkett

I thought I heard someone say 'hello' in Arabic but it was a false salaam.

@SandyofCthulhu @josh__plunkett

@tufdave @josh__plunkett

My siblings and I went out to dinner with my dad and we started talking about dad jokes we liked. All of a sudden my dad goes “I’ve only made 3 dad jokes my entire life and they’re all sitting in front of me right now

@RaskinsBandage @josh__plunkett

I’ll never delete this app

@ManMilk2 @josh__plunkett

@imagesaicouldnt @josh__plunkett

@robertwlk @josh__plunkett

My friend needed a bone marrow transplant. We found a match in Argentina and the operation was a success. Our thanks go to Diego marrow donor.

@memetexts @josh__plunkett

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal?”

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Join us at Moorend this Friday evening when the Kestrels play Heath 2nd XV. 7:30pm

This weekend’s team news is now available. Up the Lambs 🐑 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ #UTL

Need to get yourself captured @naff_page

@josh__plunkett @NoContextBrits 😂😂

He’s stolen your legs @Piper3Andy