Wallingford Beast

When I was A young beast My father Took me into a deli To eat a pound of ham

I couldn’t find this app since the changed the logo and also I have no eyes.

Join us at our Seattle store on 7/13 to celebrate our 40th anniversary! In addition to a discount for in person shoppers (40%) we'll also have an Archie McPhee trivia contest from 4-4:30 in the parking lot with prizes from our product archive!

Reading this again- kind of amazed they didn’t want a interview w yours truly

I tried to explain DDoSing to Cap’n Archie but it felt like I was DDoSing myself

Trying to help the world’s largest rubber chicken with their MySpace photo..

Now hiring for our Seattle store! mcphee.com/pages/employme…

Check us out in today’s @seattletimes! seattletimes.com/life/archie-mc…

Located in the heart of Wallingford, this cabinet of curiosities has welcomed generations of Seattle oddballs. seattletimes.com/life/archie-mc…

Thank you to the @seattletimes for interviewing @mcpheeceo about our 40th anniversary year! Archie McPhee celebrates 40 years of Seattle quirkiness buff.ly/3ZRZGp5

Today we welcomed super fan Charlie to our Seattle store! He flew in with his family all the way from New Jersey just to visit us. He even drew me some pictures of Cap’n Archie and a Rubber Chicken! We hope you had a great time, Charlie.

Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day- so I will celebrate the biggest fool in my life, Cap’n Archie.

Pretty soon we won't have our legacy blue checkmark, but we will have our 3D Blue Jay Air Freshener! buff.ly/3iiR2QI

It's the real Archie McPhee's Birthday today! Go to our Seattle store in Wallingford, spin the wheel and win a prize! Good today only. archiemcpheeseattle.com

Petition to cast me in the third season of White Lotus

👉👈 will you?

The Itty Bitty Whales display at Archie McPhee in Seattle! "Honey, I shrunk the whales."

Should I run for city council? 🤔

Sometimes you gaze into the abyss and the abyss looks back

My New Year’s resolution - be more beastly. Like at least 20% more beastly… I think I can do it.