architect futaba

my father said he would rather be the country mouse my girlfriend said she would rather be inside my ass i asked them the same question.

ROSA LUXEMBURG 🇵🇱 - German revolutionary and founder of the Communist Party of Germany and the Spartacus League OR SUBCOMANDANTE MARCOS 🇲🇽 - spokesperson of the Zapatista Army of National Liberation and insurgent

The craziest thing about Newsom's $100 million wildlife bridge is that it will allow cougars, an apex predator, direct access into a suburban neighborhood filled with pets, children, and the elderly. It's like the radical environmentalist version of The Purge.

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and if i say pomni’s “we’ve all done bad things—“ made me bust out laughing

Of course he’s Israel

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

SCP's whole appeal was cold clinical scientists mixed with tacticool. Nobody actually likes the quirky shit.

My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”

That's only the tip of the iceberg... We want it all back

those are RATS bro