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You ever notice how every ‘relatable’ post is literally about YOU? Like how do millions of strangers also miss their ex, miss their high school friends, miss their teenage years, AND wanna make their moms proud? I’m convinced humanity is just one big group project.

@john322226 How about you give your life to Jesus Christ you idiot

In this life, always believe in yourself. I’m confident of making $10000 in 4weeks on X and I’ll find a way soon.

@FabrizioRomano İ honestly become Happy another man is becoming unemployed just like me

🚨 BREAKING: Igor Tudor leaves Tottenham with immediate effect.

@CFC_OBED I've just cancelled my X subscription. Tired of waiting for a breakthrough

Bro to bro : build your x account

Holy shit!!! Gemini is getting on my nerves. Was that last statement necessary?

Bro came back from retirement after 5 years, And got 1 view in 11 hours. What's Elon done to this app?

@theberneese Since you said anything… would you ever check out my profile and give an honest take publicly? I'm just a nobody, just so you know beforehand

Ask me anything, I will reply truthfully

Hey @X I have 24 hours to delete my messages permanently from my inbox or face 10 years in prison. Please do something

@AfiaDimple_ Your follow isn't important. Shout out for me in the next 10 minutes

let’s settle this now, would you prefer that i follow you back or give you a shoutout ??

@Varticoo Imagine the amount of poverty I'm accumulating by paying for a bluetick without earning anything?

Imagine the amount of money Fabrizio Romano is making every 2 weeks on X.

@stfukhaleeed Y'all guys are now serious kee

@_Sironyeka Mfs, I'm just making losses with my blue tick. Nothing.

I wonder how people with no blue tick feels anytime Elon musk pays verified users

@iammrblossom I gave up, don't bother following me

32Million from X for just tweeting 😳 Is your X account growing or we should connect with you?

@Wizarab10 It's you who's obsessed. No one's lamented about that shit. Everyone knows what he's worth.

Why are you people obsessed with who is earning more? As long as everyone is winning, that should be enough na.

@UTDTrey Y'all talk what you want. Elon Musk's money isn't life. I even gave up on that shit

Everyone talking about Elon Musk’s payments today I thought everyone was tweeting for passion like me 💔

@PoliceUg @KawalaRachael What about those who use soap and dildos? When is operation kill them all starting?

. @KawalaRachael "Kampala Metropolitan Police are holding Nyanzi Kenneth Lukyamuzi, also known as Mukalakasa, a 27-year-old male adult and social media influencer, on allegations of engaging in acts against the order of nature. This follows a video reportedly recorded in 2018, which allegedly shows him and others, still at large, engaging in such acts in Kajjansi. On 24th March 2026, the suspect was successfully arrested in Kampala and is currently in police custody as investigations continue. The case file will be forwarded to the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) for perusal and legal guidance. The public is cautioned against engaging in unlawful acts and is encouraged to report any individuals involved in such activities to the relevant authorities. Efforts are ongoing to identify and apprehend the other suspects connected to the case. More updates will be provided in due course. @BalaamBarugahar

@nikitabier Oh yes, if not for the internet, you would be in the mountains of Africa with me growing cabbages

The Internet was a mistake

@Casemiro Bro, relax, we're all Team Portugal x.com/i/status/20369…

🇧🇷 Vamos, Brasil !!

@Utd__max10 Forget about them for a second x.com/i/status/20369…

One thing about this trio ?

@Priceless_MCI This is the best video you'll watch today x.com/i/status/20369…

They Rejected Madrid and picked Manchester city, respect 🩵

@JacobsBen x.com/i/status/20369…

🚨 The LFP has approved requests by Paris Saint-Germain and Strasbourg to move domestic fixtures in order to prepare for their European quarter-finals. The potentially title-defining game between Lens and PSG will now take place on May 13 giving the French champions a clear run between the first and second legs against Liverpool in the #UCL. Lens were firmly against the move. Brest vs. Strasbourg also switched to May 13 to allow Gary O’Neil’s side time to prepare for Mainz. The LFP say “these decisions are in line with the strong strategic direction of the Board of Directors to enable France to retain its fifth place in the UEFA coefficient, which allows it to obtain four places in the UEFA Champions League.”