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Alhamdulillah 🤍 My son Abdullah turns ONE today. 365 days of laughter, growth, sleepless nights, lessons, and endless love. Watching you grow has been my greatest blessing. May Allah guide your steps, protect your future, and make you better than me in every way. 🤲🎂 #AbdullahTurnsOne #GratefulHeart

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I see many bad things. Many players complain, speak about referees, post on social media… …this is NOT the goal of the Saudi Pro League. We should stop this if we want to compete with the best European leagues”.

May this day favor us on every side and all that we lay our hands on , amen 🙏. Good morning everyone 😍❤️💕

NO MAN CAN DESTROY WHAT GOD HAS BUILT! OGO FOREVER!

So when I got back from work this evening, my wife told me that she quarRelled with my neighbour's wife. I was very shocked. This was the first time such a thing was happening. Both women had lived in peace since we parked in. So I asked her what the problem was. My wife told me it was because of the rope where we dry clothes. My wife wanted to dry her clothes and my neighbor's wife wanted to dry her own clothes. One thing one thing led to confrontation, and small thing one person said you insulted me and something something led to quaraRel. The husband of my neighbour's wife returned as I was still talking with my wife. And the hot-tempered wife of my neighbour began to shout at her husband. "You better go and warn her husband to warn her. Go and warn the husband to warn his wife or else." My wife wanted to go out to confront her but I held her back. "I am home now. Don't go outside." "If you won't allow me to go, then you better go out and tell her husband to tell his wife to shut her mouth or else I will come for her. Go now and tell him. Go and tell him o." My wife was angry. She entered the bedroom in anger. I opened the parlour door to peep outside, at that moment I saw my neighbour also opening the door to come out. I thought the man was coming to warn me as his wife instructed. But he didn't. He came to me and said. I am sure you have heard about the drama." I nodded. "Yes, I have." "My wife is very wild. I will not sleep this night if I don't do what she wants. She has asked me to warn you. I don't know if we can just act the drama small. I will warn you and you will beg me to calm down. So I can go in and sleep well." "Ha no na. If you warn me and I start begging you, you will be sleeping well in your house and my wife will think I don't have power. She will insUlt me all night for begging you. Your wife will think you are more superior." "So what do we do now?" "Let us warn each other. You will warn me and I will warn you. When we warn each other seriously, we then go inside the house and we both can sleep. That way both women will know we stood for them." My neighbour agreed and we started the fiRe. I warned him very seriously. He also started warning me. Soon we were shouting at the top of our voices. His wife came out of the house and my wife also came out. He ran to carry Hoe, I followed the backyard and brought a machete. My wife started begging me to go inside. His wife was also begging him to drop the hoe. That was how we both entered inside the house and locked the door. There was silence in the compound. My wife kept rubbing my chest and telling me to calm down. While she was still rubbing my chest and head my neighbor sent me a text. "It worked o. Thank you, sir." I told my wife to fetch me cold water to drink. When she stood up, I replied back. "You owe me a bottle of drink." I was still typing my message when my wife shouted from the kitchen. "But Praises, you have hOt temper o. Small rope quarrel women are having, you carried maChete. #copied

⚠️ PERSONS WHO MASTURBATE OFTEN LOOSE INTEREST IN THE OPPOSITE SEX. DO YOU AGREE ?? Yes 👍 No 👎

⚠️ After sex, 1. Pee 2. Wash up 3. Drink water 4. Cuddle In that order!

⚠️WHICH DO YOU PREFER? Injection ❤️ Tablets 👍 Syrup 👎

⚠️ What makes you sleep well? Sex🥰 Rain🙏 Music👎 Drink❤️

⚠️BREAST MILK CONFERS IMMUNOLOGICAL POWERS TO THE BABY.

ChartsAfrica dey give me joy always, once any of thos guys start showing theirselves, the blog will put out one fact 🤣🤣

🔙 When Cristiano Ronaldo met Firminho in the tunnel moments before destroying Al Ahli.

May Allah make me and you financially prosperous Aameen

30 goals more from HISTORY 🐐

My Wife and I, Presented Our Daughter, Ebele, To Former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, For Whom She Was, Lovingly, Named. Unfortunately, Due To Jet Lag, She Was Sleeping.

🚨 Al Nassr have reached 20 consecutive WINS across all competitions. 🤯 One step closer to the Saudi Pro League title 🇸🇦🏆

🚨📊 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Al Nassr haven’t lost a single game against Al Ahli since Cristiano Ronaldo joined them. • 7 games • 5 wins • 2 draws • 15 goals scored

Kingsley Coman for Al-Nassr: • 37 matches played • 15 goals scored • 11 assists provided 26G/A in 37 matches played. 🔥🔥

Vamooos AlNassr 💛✨ This year's Saudi Pro league is ours to Win.

Original, No be chinaaaa! 🤭♥️🎾

Wizkid really gave everything up at EME and started all over and still got bigger than all of them. Wow