Ardly B. Argled

@wolfiecomedy Fuck yeah

tomorrow will be one week sober from weed and tobacco, this is the longest ive gone without both

Australian trumpeter James Morrison simultaneously performing on the trumpet and trombone.

@IAmSteveHarvey Tom Peterson's

A department store of the 80s or 90s that no longer exists 👇🏾

@flea333 One of the heaviest hitters ever to do it!

spit stix can still play the absolute fuk out of the drums

@ThatEricAlper The worst part about being homeless, is waking up from a dirty wet dream, with a lap full of cum and a head full of steam.

@richXXIII There is a Second Avenue Records in my hometown where I used to buy most of my records. They had the best punk/metal bin.

@petrahaden "Camp Anawanna" Salute Your Shorts theme

@KatiePhang Circe and Daniel Tiger and a very messy office

It’s been a *long* day. Lots of big changes going on. Lots of sadness. Send me pet pics, please. I’d sure be grateful. 🙏🏻

@mariana057 I make dirty water and crack jokes

Poorly explain what you do for a living… I’ll start. I answer the phone and get yelled at.

@InternetHippo We say be safe in Albuquerque

Hey @steveo is that you in your bus? I'm working across the street at the hotel, I got your coffee this morning?

@robdelaney how on earth did you end up with a profile pic of one the Burnside locals?

@eliistender10 You gotta break bottles behind WaWa

Tell me a quote that gives away the movie

@zackassworld please follow me so I can tell you that Whataburger is the most awful!

Twitter employees could stop all layoffs by having all employees stick together and shut down all operations til they reinstate all. Strike. Form a union. We're in the biggest strike wave in the US since the 40s, w thousands of strikes in last 2yrs. Tech workers- get on board.

@RepMTG So you admit that the police murder people?

I was swatted for the 6th time last night. Swatting is a very serious crime. The caller wants to have their victim murdered by police. But it is also a giant abuse of police resources and time, which is another reason it is a serious crime. God bless my local police.

@GOPChairwoman Facts please?

Tonight’s debate proved it: Stacey Abrams is a fraud who cares more about being on the cover of magazines than fighting for Georgia.

@GOPChairwoman Wt actual f

We need leaders who will prioritize getting fentanyl out of our schools instead of forcing masks on our children.