Martha

LeBron James LOVES New England Nightmare!

Nurse and dog syringe characters i designed

Color pencil Jocasta #YIIK

I made jalapeño poppers. This one is a little burnt but still yummy

The first 50 years of the aeromorph

Why of horse

weird weather

let’s be friends 💞

He’s so cute and awesome #YIIK

might be a good time for more of you to wake the fuck up

A quick guide to c0mming your car!

@xxSpaceBugzxx This reminds me of when I had goats. They didn't have upper teeth, just dental pads en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_pad

Invader Zim fun fact! Ever wondered why Zim's teeth are tinted pink in the show? It's because they're not actually teeth :)

@cgirlardee And they should be

Women are obsessed with honey mustard.

Eating sushi and ice cold water in bed with a fan running while I massage my legs as a reward because I walked 9 miles in 80 degree weather today

@motorhunters Freed myself from cigarettes to pursue alcohol

it kind of pisses me off when people say they freed themselves from twitter when what they really mean is they just grew a dependency on a different social media site. you didnt free yourself from shit buster brown

@uppydop She can fly up to the storks and have a talk with them

I met the iud moth today

@sweetexasfire @retrozbot Ringo MOGGED by Paul

@retrozbot I have an arch nemesis named Paul and he's a lot cooler than I am

The thing about having your alias as "Ringo" means that people think you like The Beatles more than you really do . Huh

My ponysona, his name is Trendy Trip and he’s a fashion designer :P

airplane gay couple vs the ominous cargo plane

@ozoIog2 No thanks

comment if u wanna be green