Ari Mannis

At the age of six Eddie went exploring in the Arctic with a bag of candy and was mauled to death by a polar bear. If this book can save one life it will all be worth it. amazon.com/Polar-Bears-Li…

Channel/community service idea, walk into coffee shops and replace paper straws with plastic ones.

AI girlfriends promise pleasure, but they can't offer true connection. Real relationships need shared experiences, depth, and looking someone in the eyes. #AI #Relationships

Top question girls like to be asked right after matching on an app. “Lady or lady boy?”

It’s normal to want someone you think is wrong to shut up. It’s not normal to want them dead.

We’ve got Nick Swardson and Friends tonight at 7:30 in The Main Room featuring @NickSwardson @WhitneyCummings @keaneofcomedy @arimannis @SaulComedy +more! Get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com before it sells out! #hollywoodimprov #comedy

Los Angeles CA Hollywood Improv Wednesday 7:30pm *working out new material with some friends. Improv.com

@samtripoli Just got to see @arimannis crush here in Kona, Hawaii. The best part was seeing all the old hippies and libs get super uncomfortable as he pushed the envelope into politics and culture.

LA, Monday is gonna be wild. Come out to @momsaidyespizza. June 30. 7:30. Torrance CA. PaulyShore.com for tix, dooddzzz.

@innoutburger_ Burgers are superb... sometimes I do a bang bang and get In N Out then hit Mcdonalds for the fries.

If you don’t like In-N-Out fries, just say you have the tastebuds of a child who only enjoys frozen processed food.

Friendships come and go, but In-N-Out will always be here for you.

Even in its infancy I already like AI generated videos more than most comedians videos... including my own.

What is the right amount of time to fast? ⏱️

One more day

Just dropped my YouTube channel. I’ll be uploading original content soon. And possibly Toilet Head special. Subscribe if you want. @swardnation" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">YouTube.com/@swardnation

3 more days

Fun Fact: The average In-N-Out manager makes $180,000 annually. The average McDonald's manager makes less than $70,000 annually. We are not the same.

20 days away!

@DEADLINE Then why is he even mentioned? Just saying…

Interscope CEO On Signing J.J. Abrams' Daughter Gracie To Label: "She's Done This On Her Own Without Taking Any Shortcuts" deadline.com/2025/04/inters…

Just 25 days!

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