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hate when a man is funnier than me

everyone's a slut live

was gooning and this clip popped up in my head as soon as i was bout to nut now i'm sitting here laughing maniacally

@MOOVNXHILD i can speak japanese

mi sto annoiando a lavoro, raccontatemi qualche fun fact su di voi inizio io, faccio la barista e non ho mai toccato dell’alcol in tutta la mia vita

@starryvalentine this omg

not ok shouldve been the album opener and everyone's a star should've been the last track tbh

@ih8bostonn micheal and paraore

INTERACTION BAIT cuz im a loser: who’s yalls 5sos lane + ur fav female musician

day 1 of asking micheal for a photo @5SOS

Hi it's Calum teheheh poop

@no1sidequestfan yes 100%

@arisha_nessel Teeth mention?!? Michael Clifford mention?!?

I want Michael Clifford’s teeth

@no1sidequestfan ayyyyyy

I’m drunk

@Hazeludw dude idk

boobs to your mouth name a rock

@xuvisions micheal and i saw the tv glow

give me ur 5sos lane and the last movie u watched it's for science

@MountainDew it's probably dirty

Describe Dirty Mountain Dew in 3 words.

@no1sidequestfan good question

How to get rich quick no glue no borax

@dsxf234161 thanks

raining tomorrow

@Na05ia what.

I just found porn from the 1920s WHAT??? 😭

@dsxf234161 yes

@blue_barks_ no

i fell asleep with my dildo inside me, is that bad?

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