Alan R Monte
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The Italian authorities have announced that yesterday’s car-ramming attack in Modena by Salim El Koudri was not a case of terrorism but due to “mental health issues” 🇮🇹🇲🇦

I think we can safely put away the snowblower for the season. Right?



One of the worst parts of COVID was watching Americans surrender their God-given freedoms to bureaucrats who were wrong about everything.

@DrNeilStone 20 million?! No way that COVID killed 20 million!


The worst part of Covid was that 20 million people died




Activist: "You can graze sheep underneath solar panels. It's called agrivoltaics." Farmer: "I've read the brochures." Activist: "Best of both worlds." Farmer: "The panels shade the sward. Productive species die back. What grows is what tolerates shade and compaction. Sheep won't finish on it." Activist: "But the trials show it works." Farmer: "The trials run three years and measure ewe presence. Not lamb growth rates. Not finishing weights. Not what the soil looks like in year fifteen." Activist: "It's still better than nothing." Farmer: "It's a 30% stocking rate, a steel frame I can't plough around, panel-cleaning chemicals running into the watercourse, and a 40-year lease I can't break." Activist: "But you're getting energy AND lamb." Farmer: "I'm getting a third of the lamb, a maintenance contract, and a field my grandson can't farm." Activist: "You're being negative." Farmer: "I'm watching a thousand-year-old way of feeding people get traded for twenty-five years of subsidised electricity. Negative would be the polite word."





We are SOOO scared you’re going to report us to ICE. Please don’t Larry— you’re so good at stalking us—Won’t you miss us if we get deported? We haven’t slept since you last caught us fleeing the country with the gold bullions we were hiding in the Vatican. Any update on his family’s investments? Also, please don’t mention our imminent divorce again. Or the 88 nazi thing. We’ve done everything to hide it but you are just too good at schizophrenia.



Ancient cultures were extremely violent, not “peace-loving ecologists” at all!

Many people (incorrectly) think Native American tribes lived in peace and harmony. The noble savage myth is merely a myth.




