Alyssa Rose

My best friends today are not who i would have imagined them being this day last year. Cheers to change, growth, and the elimination of toxicity! I love my people and they treat me right💯 just like the toxic ones always said i deserved😘

Going to cut various parts of my body off, dm me for prices

The lengths that some people go to make others miserable... pathetic.

@ellipita Why?

I keep some hair ties in the freezer

I cant wait to send invites out for my wedding & not send them to a few certain people that would probably expect one- fuck you

Put words in my mouth and I'll put my fist in your gut💕

all my friends are getting covid and i’m starting to suspect they’re all hanging out without me

@ellipita So so proud of u!!!!

confirmed: I passed my classes 🥲

i think i passed my classes

Thank you The Icarus Account for spending 585 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/69IPe8I…

@ellipita I will!

who wanna write my resignation

probably the most heartbreaking thing about being consistently busy and overwhelmed is that a lot of my friends have new pets and I haven't met any of them yet

@ellipita Definitely can be your have fun era but you cant be prettier if youre already the prettiest person in the world

maybe if i retweet this it will happen

I really don't understand why people who did not like me in high school find me on socials and follow me. why do you care how I'm doing

Imagine being so insecure you take an inside joke that wasn't even about you and make a whole ass essay about it, pretty sure we arent the ones without a life 😂

The number of words I could say right now... damn

Why TF did everything update last night and why TF IS IT ALL SO MUCH WORSE

Its a goose life

I have a proBLEM

he said "let's get this bread" but my heart was gluten-free

WHAT