Andrew Rothman

TurboTax can kiss my ass. Couldn't load my info, couldn't electronically file. Still charged me $200. #taxes #ripoff

Oh, @monstershockey… 🤦🏻‍♂️There's no possessive apostrophe in birthdays! #punctuation

@elonmusk My friend's wife was shot by a man with a gun. Why haven't we cancelled all men's gun licenses?

My friend’s wife was killed by an illegal immigrant driving a truck

@CBSEveningNews If I want to know what the average American thinks I'll ask one. Tell me what the brightest and most well informed people think. I don't tune into the news to get the opinions of the guy next door.

"On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you." That changes now. The new CBS Evening News starts Monday at 6:30 p.m. ET on CBS.

@elonmusk What about if the non-radical left wins? Heck, I'd even take non-radical right over this garbage.

America is toast if the radical left wins. They will open the floodgates to illegal immigration and fraud. Won’t be America anymore.

@fred_guttenberg Everyone is saying this is a picture with his daughter but I have yet to see the unblocked version posted anywhere…

@WhiteHouse Who's going to tell the president that putting something "in quotes" suggests you're being sarcastic?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! "I HAVE JUST GOTTEN THE HIGHEST POLL NUMBERS OF MY “POLITICAL CAREER.” While my great work on the Economy has not yet been fully appreciated, it will be! Things are really Rockin’. Stopping WARS and Foreign Relations seems to be a strong suit. Also great, The Border and Stopping Crime. I predict that the Economy, with the already HIGHEST STOCK MARKET, EVER, and prices coming sharply down from the Biden disaster, will soon be at the top of the list. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" - PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP 🇺🇸

Umm, actually, "Wait For It" is right at the beginning of The Hamilton Polka. @momopeche won anyway, but still… #goodjobbrain @GoodJobBrain #weirdal #Hamilton

@momopeche In your Ep. 299 quiz, The White Town and Gotye songs themselves were samples! Dua is actually sampling "My Woman" by Lew Stone by proxy. #umactually #musicquiz #goodjobbrain

@WhiteHouse Built very different. A real government wouldn't use their social media accounts for this kind of childish garbage.

We’re built different. Have a good night, everyone. 👑

@clevelanddotcom While I'm not a fan of raising the cost of basic transportation, especially with our public transit being mediocre, I am not sure if anyone who can't afford $400 lessons would be able to afford a safe car or insurance.

Should young Ohio drivers have to pay $400+ for mandatory driver’s ed or will that just push them to drive without licenses? cleveland.com/news/2025/09/o…

I know we will all sleep better tonight knowing that Trump saved us from this national emergency for… uh… 90 days. After which it'll be an emergency again I guess. Maybe he'll even tell his own Trade Representative next time. #TrumpTariffs #TrumpRecession

@JoJoFromJerz "PANICAN"

Wait wait wait — after all of that, the motherfucker just fucking caved on the tariffs?!?! What the literal fuck?!?

@RonFilipkowski Imagine being so unfamiliar with democracy as to assume anyone exercising their right to protest must be getting a check.

Must’ve cost big bucks to pay millions of people in 1,100 cities.

I find it amusing that @billmaher can't pronounce intifada and instead says "in frittata". 🍳

Does @mtishows have any reps for Wisconsin?

@clevelanddotcom Trump operates under the assumption anyone other than white people with a job or an education must be cheating.

The feds are investigating Ohio State over diversity programs. Should universities be punished for encouraging underrepresented groups to pursue PhDs? cleveland.com/news/2025/03/i…

Looks like the same typo is on the poster…

I wonder if @IFCFilms noticed that @DStrathairn's last name is misspelled in the credits for their new movie? 😏 #theluckiestmaninamerica