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@KaranOrg I've been working with computers since 1992 and I *still* don't know what scroll lock is useful for.

Back at my desk today, and struggling to use complicated machinery like this. I don't know why there have to be so many buttons?? #2024

@LottoLabs @venturetwins Something like that, but more like "a service that trusts me is sending you a random piece of clothing in your size they found at a thrift store. Show me a photo of it."

@venturetwins Shoe on head coming back

it’s so over

@kartar I'm American and only recently discovered mango timtams. We're a bit behind.

Wait. Americans don't put butter on bread for sandwiches? How did I not know this? This is deeply weird.

@richburroughs @fivetanley I've had this issue lately riiight at the start of the work day when I think about one of the 7 non-work projects I have going right after the pills start working. Then suddenly it's 2pm.

ICY you wondered: we achieved 100% RE match in 2017. Azure: carbon neutral via offsets only, announced 60% RE match goal for 2020, unclear on timeline for 100%. AWS: not carbon neutral, 50% RE in 2019, undefined timeline for 100%.

@jackbootedthot @therealfitz (4/4) We'll review the tooling and processes around this so we do the right thing the first time more often. Suggestions are always welcome, and my (brilliant) VP @nandaatul is very much engaged and listening.

@jackbootedthot @therealfitz (1/4) TSE here, just my opinions. Most of our time goes to the largest accounts who give us the most money (8 figures monthly+), naturally, but we do regularly screen cases owned by newer support folks for escalation as needed.

@jackbootedthot @therealfitz (3/4) In this particular case, it started out just like someone "skipping" the economy check-in line because they had a business-class fare, but then the agent mis-read the ticket and told them they'd need to wait. Our mistake entirely.

@jackbootedthot @therealfitz (2/4) Our main constraint these days is hiring, and getting the number of people we need at the quality we need is a necessarily careful process. We pay quite well and we always need folks with strong SRE/SWE/devops backgrounds. Offices all over the world.

@yerhot So much better than "DAD! I'm done come help!"

@xpollen8 I'm pretty sure my sets in 2000 were cringeworthy, but it doesn't matter because I put Cornelius, Pizzicato Five, and Apples in Stereo onto airwaves of the Midwest. Worth it!

College DJs who haven't yet mastered the art of being artful in their banter. T.e.d.i.o.u.s. That said, WPRB is playing pretty cool stuff.

@xpollen8 Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Policy dictates that I report: the Necco Wafer Strategic Reserve has been fully depleted. Shit.

@richburroughs A sponge.

@elonmusk Someone told me if I drive 88mph with my cowbells for two minutes, it'll enable the Spotify app, but I can't get it to work. Am I missing something?

Tap Tesla logo at top of your car’s touchscreen & wait 10 secs to open special features box

@realchrisebert @abeisgreat @rakyll That's the thing. At Google, we do generally feel safe in speaking up because we've learned that it actually helps us arrive at real solution through dialog.

@abeisgreat @rakyll That’s awesome. I’m just a play it safe kind of person.

@photomattmills @photomattmills I know Google has quite a few openings right now..let me know if you want a referral

@StephenKing Got the theme song right here buddy: youtube.com/watch?v=YQk_FA… #ArlingAndCameron

Space Force: I keep thinking of one of those old Saturday morning shows with puppets n shit. Retweet ONLY if you think this is possibly the dumbest idea out of Trump's admittedly dumb head so far.

My sincere thanks to @TMobile for allowing me to roam from Mexico City *and* tether, which is proving to be much faster than the wifi provided at the @HyattTweets Hyatt Regency.

@kartar Not even joking. Those among us who can’t benefit from a little psychological assistance are probably in less challenging fields.

Sending hugs to the Amazon SREs right now. That's probably $100m in missed/delayed revenue today.