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which way western man

come find me tomorrow! i’ll be in a bright yellow shirt and an orange backpack. #WWDC23

weird how every business leader who wants to have a full “return to office” is invested in corporate real estate

bro chill

@fallinsideahole @vehiclefan53 god i remember playing that 2012 game. my team's robot sucked lmao we didn't get our shit together till 2013's ultimate frisbee game, where we lost in the finals to 610 who went on to win champs

another day of saving the-ROLLS ROYCE ENGINE SPOOL UP NOISES

:sigh: alright here i am begging for a bluesky invite code so i can escape this garbage fire

@FedExHelp ok, done

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i simply love when an *overnight* @FedExHelp package which is *at my local delivery depot* gets delayed instead of going out for delivery. classic. no option for me to even go pick it up or anything.

@mcelotto @maccyandme sure is

@arthurlockman I was watching @maccyandme and saw someone with your name as a Patron Supporter.. Is it actually you?!?!

I am not convinced that this alleged economic slowdown is as real as people say. In the tech industry, what I think we might be seeing is extremely wealthy CEOs using concerns over the economy to tighten things up and ensure even higher profits.

imagine being the world’s richest man and not being able to handle some people talking about you on the website that you own

Congrats to @katienotopoulos for hosting the most insane twitter space of all time

oh no, the antenna on my roof caught the broadcasts that your private jet broadcast in the clear by law, i guess i doxxed you my bad

It’s awesome to listen to @Jason destroy his reputation in real time

if i didn’t want my whereabouts to be tracked by anyone with a cheap radio, i would simply fly commercial

Tesla introducing it's full self driving mode and *immediately* blocking the bay bridge with a multi-car pileup is peak San Francisco bullshit

Microsoft is different from other tech giants, because they have a unique strategy where they sell products to users for money. This generates "profits" for them. Really interesting stuff.