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oh donald, i can’t get past your pink hair

@MarinWaterInfo there is a typo in your website: We have recieved your stop service request. Should be spelled RECEIVED . Happy holidays!

Marin Water Administrative Offices will be closed Friday, Dec. 22, and Monday, Dec. 25, for the Christmas holiday. Water treatment and delivery operations will continue uninterrupted. Report water emergencies to 415-945-1500. Access your account 24/7: marinwater.org/customer-servi…

@nathaliejacoby1 smirking

@CatWorkers @TheRachelFisher

Personal trainer.

@MikeSington @TheRachelFisher

As Los Angeles residents prepare for Hurricane Hilary, they’re clearing the shelves. All the bread is sold out at this Trader Joe’s, except the white bread…Angelenos don’t eat that.

@willsandercock @TheRachelFisher shit’s getting real

@Jeopardamy kalx

Did you know that today is #NationalRadioDay? Tell me your favorite radio station ⬇️

@tomandlorenzo i got my first hickey there! pretty sure i told my parents i walked into a door

As a Philadelphian who's been going "down the shore" my whole life, it's bizarre to get publicist emails that read "Here's what Taylor Swift wore in Long Beach Island last night." My first response was "I threw up there!"

@emilynussbaum @TheRachelFisher

What’s a particularly good, smart, enjoyable recent romcom? (Romcom interpreted broadly, any movie about dating/love that’s not a heavy drama; recent meaning last 15 years)

@TheRachelFisher @BlockheadNYC makes sense

There is only one correct way to give the finger. Vote below.

@buitengebieden @TheRachelFisher

Fed up cat mom finally finds her kitten.. 😅

@catsnkittys lox or bagel

@TheRachelFisher he’s my boy

@DesiJed ew, just ew

zzz

Is this thing on quest?

Poster of Kiev Book Fair 2023 💙💛

@ThatEricAlper twilight zone

@DesiJed 100%